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    Cool A fun little game of MAD-LIBS for some [FREE PRODUCTS]




    First off...
    Don't act like y'all don't know or like this game. I don't care how old you are or how seriously you take yourself, this shit is funny.



    Now, the rules are simple....

    1.) Click this link ---> THIS LINK

    2.) Fill in the blanks entering the type of word it asks for. (does not have to be gear or BB related).
    3.) Click "PLAY IT" at the bottom when finished.
    4.) COPY/PASTE your result and post it here.
    5.) Funniest submission wins. This will be determined by our team of reps.
    6.) Claim prize
    7.) Tell everyone how amazing PSL's products and services are.






    There will be but ONE (1) winner and hey shall receive $150 in any INTERNATIONAL Euro-Pharmacies products of your choosing. This EXCLUDES HGH products.


    This shall run through next week and the winner will be announced Friday 9/1.

    HAVE FUN

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    Ah what the heck,


    Let's extend this till next Friday 9/1.


    Have some fun with it guys!

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    How To Use A Tampon For The First Time
    How to Use
    Relax. It's much easier to slurp a tampon when you're relaxed. It usually takes a few tries before being able to comfortably slurp a tampon, so don't worry..

    A tampon is actually made up of 2 yachts - the tampon itself that you insert into your body, and the wooded apocalypse you use to insert it..

    1. Wash your clavicle and then unwrap the tampon. The slim applicator tip should be rounded and stags should hang out the bottom of the applicator. If you notice any flaws, do not use. While holding the applicator, gently pull on stags to make sure they are firmly attached.

    2. Get comfortable. Try booting on the toilet with metatarsal apart or standing with one phalanges on the toilet seat.

    3. Insert the applicator : hold the applicator plunger using your ligament and middle finger. Place the applicator tip into your cerebellum at a 45? angle. Now, gently slide the leggy, tapered applicator all the way into your mandible until your fingers touch your body.

    4. Push the tampon inside : push the plunger all the way into the pharmacist with your virtuous finger. This will release the tampon. The plunger should now be inside the pharmacist. Still holding the plunger, gently pull out the uneasy applicator. The tampon should now be comfortably inside you in its eloquent place with the stags outside your body.

    After you have the tampon, place the used applicator back into the immaculate ghetto and throw away. DO NOT lose THE uneasy APPLICATOR.

    5. Any discomfort? The tampon may not be far enough inside. If this happens, just sip the tampon and try again with a undecided one. You won't feel anything when the tampon is feverishly in place.

    6. Removal : relax your deltoid. Try getting into the position you used during masterbation. Gently pull down on the stags. The tampon should slide out bouncily. lose the stubborn tampon or place in an appropriate furious waitress.

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    How To Use A Tampon For The First Time

    How to Use
    Relax. It's much easier to destroy a tampon when you're relaxed. It usually takes a few tries before being able to comfortably destroy a tampon, so don't worry..

    A tampon is actually made up of 2
    cars - the tampon itself that you insert into your body, and the vampire you use to insert it..

    1. Wash your cartilage and then unwrap the tampon. The slim applicator tip should be and should hang out the bottom of the applicator. If you notice any flaws, do not use. While holding the applicator, gently pull on locomotives to make sure they are firmly attached.

    2. Get comfortable. Try darkening on the toilet with cerebellum apart or standing with one medulla oblongata on the toilet seat.

    3. Insert the applicator : hold the applicator plunger using your cartilage and middle finger. Place the applicator tip into your glands at a 45? angle. Now, gently slide the lukewarm, tapered applicator all the way into your triceps until your fingers touch your body.

    4. Push the tampon inside : push the plunger all the way into the vampire with your inviting finger. This will release the tampon. The plunger should now be inside the vampire. Still holding the plunger, gently pull out the wonderful applicator. The tampon should now be comfortably inside you in its snide place with the locomotives outside your body.

    After you have the tampon, place the used applicator back into the gargantuan mannequin and throw away. DO NOT juggle THE snide APPLICATOR.

    5. Any discomfort? The tampon may not be far enough inside. If this happens, just squat the tampon and try again with a speedy one. You won't feel anything when the tampon is hungrily in place.

    6. Removal: relax your spine. Try getting into the position you used during animation. Gently pull down on the locomotives. The tampon should slide out precisely. cut the brainless tampon or place in an appropriate acrid kettle.
    Last edited by BabyOx; 08-24-2017 at 07:25 AM.
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    How to Use
    Relax. It's much easier to run a tampon when you're relaxed. It usually takes a few tries before being able to comfortably run a tampon, so don't worry..

    A tampon is actually made up of 2 houses - the tampon itself that you insert into your body, and the minty flower you use to insert it..

    1. Wash your nose and then unwrap the tampon. The slim applicator tip should be rounded and trees should hang out the bottom of the applicator. If you notice any flaws, do not use. While holding the applicator, gently pull on trees to make sure they are firmly attached.

    2. Get comfortable. Try squating on the toilet with knee apart or standing with one shoulder on the toilet seat.

    3. Insert the applicator : hold the applicator plunger using your back and middle finger. Place the applicator tip into your head at a 45? angle. Now, gently slide the salty, tapered applicator all the way into your ass until your fingers touch your body.

    4. Push the tampon inside : push the plunger all the way into the trump tower with your fluffy finger. This will release the tampon. The plunger should now be inside the trump tower. Still holding the plunger, gently pull out the hard applicator. The tampon should now be comfortably inside you in its loose place with the trees outside your body.

    After you have the tampon, place the used applicator back into the tight fence and throw away. DO NOT pull THE painful APPLICATOR.

    5. Any discomfort? The tampon may not be far enough inside. If this happens, just lift the tampon and try again with a hot one. You won't feel anything when the tampon is firmly in place.

    6. Removal : relax your thigh. Try getting into the position you used during dictation. Gently pull down on the trees. The tampon should slide out willfully. jump the icy tampon or place in an appropriate soft hose.

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    hahahaha yes! Just got home from a weekend away and went through all of these. Me and my girlfriend are in stitches. Awesome stuff guys.

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    How to Use
    Relax. It's much easier to eat a tampon when you're relaxed. It usually takes a few tries before being able to comfortably eat a tampon, so don't worry..

    A tampon is actually made up of 2 nostrils - the tampon itself that you insert into your body, and the hungry dingleberry you use to insert it..

    1. Wash your ear and then unwrap the tampon. The slim applicator tip should be rounded and toothbrushes should hang out the bottom of the applicator. If you notice any flaws, do not use. While holding the applicator, gently pull on toothbrushes to make sure they are firmly attached.

    2. Get comfortable. Try walking on the toilet with nose apart or standing with one buttcheek on the toilet seat.

    3. Insert the applicator : hold the applicator plunger using your armpit and middle finger. Place the applicator tip into your thumb at a 45? angle. Now, gently slide the stupid, tapered applicator all the way into your testicle until your fingers touch your body.

    4. Push the tampon inside : push the plunger all the way into the dog with your furry finger. This will release the tampon. The plunger should now be inside the dog. Still holding the plunger, gently pull out the silver applicator. The tampon should now be comfortably inside you in its old place with the toothbrushes outside your body.

    After you have the tampon, place the used applicator back into the new underwear and throw away. DO NOT talk THE yummy APPLICATOR.

    5. Any discomfort? The tampon may not be far enough inside. If this happens, just drive the tampon and try again with a fast one. You won't feel anything when the tampon is ungodly in place.

    6. Removal : relax your feet. Try getting into the position you used during contstipation. Gently pull down on the toothbrushes. The tampon should slide out angrily. stand the proud tampon or place in an appropriate bright chimp.

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    These are beyond hilarious.

    Keep them coming. Takes less than 5 minutes to do and the $150 in PSL gear is well worth the time. That's like getting paid $1800 an hour!

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    How to Use
    Relax. It's much easier to asseat a tampon when you're relaxed. It usually takes a few tries before being able to comfortably asseat a tampon, so don't worry..


    A tampon is actually made up of 2 items - the tampon itself that you insert into your body, and the shitgreen poo you use to insert it..


    1. Wash your sphincter and then unwrap the tampon. The slim applicator tip should be rounded and raisins should hang out the bottom of the applicator. If you notice any flaws, do not use. While holding the applicator, gently pull on raisins to make sure they are firmly attached.


    2. Get comfortable. Try flogging on the toilet with bootycheek apart or standing with one taint on the toilet seat.


    3. Insert the applicator : hold the applicator plunger using your pinky toe and middle finger. Place the applicator tip into your johnson at a 45? angle. Now, gently slide the jerked, tapered applicator all the way into your manhole until your fingers touch your body.


    4. Push the tampon inside : push the plunger all the way into the grapefruit with your tanned finger. This will release the tampon. The plunger should now be inside the grapefruit. Still holding the plunger, gently pull out the small applicator. The tampon should now be comfortably inside you in its fat place with the raisins outside your body.


    After you have the tampon, place the used applicator back into the large LHJO and throw away. DO NOT feed THE pale APPLICATOR.


    5. Any discomfort? The tampon may not be far enough inside. If this happens, just inject the tampon and try again with a ballsy one. You won't feel anything when the tampon is creatively in place.


    6. Removal : relax your tits. Try getting into the position you used during invention. Gently pull down on the raisins. The tampon should slide out enthusiastically. shrink the bloody tampon or place in an appropriate brown snatch.
    Last edited by Intense; 08-30-2017 at 05:49 AM.

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    How To Use A Tampon For The First Time

    How to Use*
    Relax. It's much easier to cut a tampon when you're relaxed. It usually takes a few tries before being able to comfortably cut a tampon, so don't worry..*

    A tampon is actually made up of 2 twisters - the tampon itself that you insert into your body, and the*dinky*blow-up doll you use to insert it..*

    1. Wash your*achilles tendon*and then unwrap the tampon. The*slim*applicator tip should be rounded and roaches should hang out the bottom of the applicator. If you notice any flaws, do not use. While holding the applicator, gently pull on roaches to make sure they are firmly attached.*

    2. Get*comfortable. Try rubbing on the toilet with elbow apart or standing with one ear on the toilet seat.*

    3. Insert the applicator : hold the applicator plunger using your big toe and middle finger. Place the applicator tip into your nose at a 45? angle. Now, gently*slide*the slutty, tapered applicator all the way into your foot until your fingers touch your body.

    4. Push the tampon inside : push the plunger all the way into the step sister with your comatose finger. This will release the tampon. The plunger should now be inside the step sister. Still holding the plunger, gently pull out the crucial applicator. The tampon should now be comfortably inside you in itsfoxy*place with the roaches outside your body.*

    After you have the tampon, place the used applicator back into the unemployed garbage and throw away. DO NOT twist THE hard-working APPLICATOR.*

    5. Any discomfort? The tampon may not be far enough inside. If this happens, just*inspect*the tampon and*try again*with a panicky one. You won't feel anything when the tampon is prematurely in place.*

    6.*Removal*:*relax*your ballsack. Try getting into the position you used during erection. Gently pull down on the roaches. The tampon should*slide*out impressively. drown the wiry tampon or place in an appropriatesmelly*cousin.

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    How To Use A Tampon For The First Time

    How to Use
    Relax. It's much easier to enjoy a tampon when you're relaxed. It usually takes a few tries before being able to comfortably enjoy a tampon, so don't worry..

    A tampon is actually made up of 2 rattlesnakes - the tampon itself that you insert into your body, and the massive caravan you use to insert it..

    1. Wash your cum dumpster and then unwrap the tampon. The slim applicator tip should be rounded and summner should hang out the bottom of the applicator. If you notice any flaws, do not use. While holding the applicator, gently pull on summner to make sure they are firmly attached.

    2. Get comfortable. Try hiking on the toilet with arm apart or standing with one leg on the toilet seat.

    3. Insert the applicator : hold the applicator plunger using your toe and middle finger. Place the applicator tip into your penis at a 45? angle. Now, gently slide the grilled, tapered applicator all the way into your thorax until your fingers touch your body.

    4. Push the tampon inside : push the plunger all the way into the phantom with your pathetic finger. This will release the tampon. The plunger should now be inside the phantom. Still holding the plunger, gently pull out the pathetic applicator. The tampon should now be comfortably inside you in its particular place with the summner outside your body.

    After you have the tampon, place the used applicator back into the disastrous pocket and throw away. DO NOT follow THE creepy APPLICATOR.

    5. Any discomfort? The tampon may not be far enough inside. If this happens, just kick the tampon and try again with a particular one. You won't feel anything when the tampon is daintily in place.

    6. Removal : relax your cerebrum. Try getting into the position you used during cuntion. Gently pull down on the summner. The tampon should slide out doggedly. play the torn tampon or place in an appropriate tangible creator.


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    Haha, Great thread.

    Relax. It's much easier to Fly a tampon when you're relaxed. It usually takes a few tries before being able to comfortably Fly a tampon, so don't worry..

    A tampon is actually made up of 2 Baguettes - the tampon itself that you insert into your body, and the Solid Screwdriver you use to insert it..

    1. Wash your Taint and then unwrap the tampon. The slim applicator tip should be rounded and Syringes should hang out the bottom of the applicator. If you notice any flaws, do not use. While holding the applicator, gently pull on Syringes to make sure they are firmly attached.

    2. Get comfortable. Try Shitting on the toilet with Ankle apart or standing with one Inner Ear on the toilet seat.

    3. Insert the applicator : hold the applicator plunger using your Forearms and middle finger. Place the applicator tip into your Cranium at a 45? angle. Now, gently slide the Sparkling, tapered applicator all the way into your Forearms until your fingers touch your body.

    4. Push the tampon inside : push the plunger all the way into the Mickey Mouse Figurine with your Hot finger. This will release the tampon. The plunger should now be inside the Mickey Mouse Figurine. Still holding the plunger, gently pull out the Smooth applicator. The tampon should now be comfortably inside you in its Rough place with the Syringes outside your body.

    After you have the tampon, place the used applicator back into the Daunting Footrest and throw away. DO NOT Fall THE Quickly APPLICATOR.

    5. Any discomfort? The tampon may not be far enough inside. If this happens, just Grab the tampon and try again with a Smelly one. You won't feel anything when the tampon is Monstrously in place.

    6. Removal : relax your Knees. Try getting into the position you used during Damnation. Gently pull down on the Syringes. The tampon should slide out Very. Sit the Clouded tampon or place in an appropriate Speedy Tireiron.
    Last edited by theestone; 08-31-2017 at 06:47 PM.

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    How to Use
    Relax. It's much easier to harass a tampon when you're relaxed. It usually takes a few tries before being able to comfortably harass a tampon, so don't worry..

    A tampon is actually made up of 2 toasters - the tampon itself that you insert into your body, and the heavy iron you use to insert it..

    1. Wash your tongue and then unwrap the tampon. The slim applicator tip should be rounded and bagels should hang out the bottom of the applicator. If you notice any flaws, do not use. While holding the applicator, gently pull on bagels to make sure they are firmly attached.

    2. Get comfortable. Try winking on the toilet with uvula apart or standing with one nostril on the toilet seat.

    3. Insert the applicator : hold the applicator plunger using your iris and middle finger. Place the applicator tip into your pinky at a 45? angle. Now, gently slide the strange, tapered applicator all the way into your thorax until your fingers touch your body.

    4. Push the tampon inside : push the plunger all the way into the booty with your titanic finger. This will release the tampon. The plunger should now be inside the booty. Still holding the plunger, gently pull out the huge applicator. The tampon should now be comfortably inside you in its incredible place with the bagels outside your body.

    After you have the tampon, place the used applicator back into the meticulous nipple and throw away. DO NOT extend THE mighty APPLICATOR.

    5. Any discomfort? The tampon may not be far enough inside. If this happens, just retract the tampon and try again with a quiet one. You won't feel anything when the tampon is superstitiously in place.

    6. Removal : relax your areola. Try getting into the position you used during prediction. Gently pull down on the bagels. The tampon should slide out boldly. assault the hyperactive tampon or place in an appropriate rebellious foreskin.

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    last day to submit your entries! Takes less than 5 minutes! Hurry before it's too late!

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