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    Exclamation I'm drunk in a port o potty in Monte Carlo.

    Not the Monte Carlo in Vegas, Sunmer is in Monaco. You poor internet peasants can't afford Sunmers lifestyle. I won $87,000,000 3 minutes ago at the guess my height and weight booth inside the casinos out here in Monte Carlo, so I rewarded myself with 23 Colt 45's and a nice fat swisher sweet cigar inside the nicest portable shitter any of you losers could ever wish to dream of being in. Do any of you even know what it's like to have the toilet paper changed for you every time you take a shit? I bet you don't, when you work as hard as I did without ever having an education, you start to get the real benefits in life. It smells like glade air freshener and toblerone chocolates whenever I walk into a port a potty cause I'm rich. BC knows what I'm talking about don't you big guy!

    if anyone needs any advice on life or how to not cycle correctly, or even how to be a douchebag, I'll be in here for a good hour enjoying the fresh smell of 2 ply, aerosol cans and cheap tobacco.

    Sunmer out.

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    Yeah won 87 million. I thought you said you're done being a douchebag bullshitter in that apology post in the pit? It's not even funny anymore

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    Who is this guy I'm guessing you rep for an international shop
    Advanced 2.0 the pip hits like a hammer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tmart View Post
    Yeah won 87 million. I thought you said you're done being a douchebag bullshitter in that apology post in the pit? It's not even funny anymore
    Just cause your broke and can't afford the shoe laces I wear in my asics doesn't mean you have to be mean to Sunmer. I grew up from nothing, I just wanted to show you all how extravagant your lifestyle could be if you were me. Sunmer doesn't change for no man, I am the man your father wished he was.

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    Hahahah oh this is sunmer. Not the original. Gotcha, you have fun doing this or what..?

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    Sumner plus Spouthbeach1 = Double-Douche-O-Rama.

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    Quote Originally Posted by frank zazz View Post
    Who is this guy I'm guessing you rep for an international shop
    It ain't us.


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    I banged a girl in the port o' potty last year at a pearl Jam concert.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nocode8511 View Post
    I banged a girl in the port o' potty last year at a pearl Jam concert.
    oh major points for this

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    Pearl Jam still tours...

    I passed out in a Waffle House bathroom before. Not sure how that relates.

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    Quote Originally Posted by frank zazz View Post
    Who is this guy I'm guessing you rep for an international shop
    I think he owns Napsgear who owns Pharmacom

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    I love porta potties...
    Does it say 3OT on the door??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nocode8511 View Post
    I banged a girl in the port o' potty last year at a pearl Jam concert.
    Awesome

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheComeback View Post
    I think he owns Napsgear who owns Pharmacom

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    who also owns purple panda
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