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Your brush with fame....

Poirot

Poirot

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I went to prom with her.....

We were soooo in love. ...

She's a crazy Mexican bitch, but beautiful. .....

I never knew what became of her until recently. ...thanks Facebook, you cunt.

I still am in love with you, Hope Sandoval. .....

My brush with fame.....

What's yours?

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Sent from my DEA work phone.
 
I've always said I'll be famous/infamous one day. I blew it. I had the opportunity to blindside a prominent black public figure. It rhymes with schmessy shmackson.
 
Was outside the courthouse picking up trash for community service. I look over and bam 15ft away he was standing there on his cell phone. I was so caught off guard I forgot to punch his face.
 
Who the fuck is Hope Sandywalls?

holy shit i just looked thats Mazzy Star right? She has to be 62 now... Your old as fuck
 
velociraptor44 said:
Who the fuck is Hope Sandywalls?

holy shit i just looked thats Mazzy Star right? She has to be 62 now... Your old as fuck
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Lol, not quite punk.....she's probably 49...now GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN, BITCH!




Sent from my DEA work phone.
 
had a 1.5 mil record deal, met a lot of cool people and went on tour with some popular bands like unwritten law, dredg, adema, kottonmmouth kings, lost prophets, cant even remember them all. best and worst time of my life
 
OfficerFarva said:
Adema.. I'm putting on Giving In now.
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those guys were such douches, the drummer shaves his armpits and got triangles tattoed in his armpits, on one of the stops they got planter warts on their hands from shaking hands and talking to fans so they decided to stop getting of the bus and they refused to shake hands fucking weirdos lolz
 
I got to pick Tom Prince's and Troy Alves's brain about bodybuilding when we got stuck at Hawaii airport when I was in the military traveling. Both guys were very down to earth and super intelligent guys. Don't know why I never asked for a pic, guess I just got caught up in the awesome conversation. Also met Gunter, Flex Wheeler, Ernie Taylor, Nasser, and Shawn Ray. The biggest name was Jay Culter. I actually got to pose with him and Monica Brant. Damn I looked like a tiny baby next to him. These guys were all at FIBO in Germany around 15 or so years ago. They were all cool as hell except Gunter. He was a total ass that was so full of himself it wasn't even funny. I have all of this on video. When I mean video I mean the old school video that you had to put a vhs tape in to record. That was a pretty awesome day!
 
I used to fuck an ex-girlfriend while thinking about Eva Mendes.
 
OfficerFarva said:
That sounds about right haha. SiriusXM has been playing them a little bit. Today Turbo is taking over Octane on channel 37; I wish they'd make that a regular full time station those dirty rat bastards.



I never fucked them, just listened to some of their songs. Did they at least take a picture of your dick for the rock hard collection?
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theres a few pics of my dick floating around out there, scary to think about it. I had a rider its a contract term that stipulates how your paid or what each club has to have for you backstage and I got a bottle of jack daniels at each club, so a lot of nights where I got drunk and naked, it was fun but I cringe thinking about it sometimes
 
Back in the day a musician friend of mine and I shared a joint with Gil Scott-Heron at one of his band mates house in Arlington, VA. Dude was really a cool guy.
 
I partied with Pantera one night on side stage, all access at the Astrodome...snorted a 16th of speed then 2 or 3 grams of coke, drank Jack and had coke dick....yes, Dimebag was there....then went to a bar in downtown that opened at 2am...

Sent from my DEA work phone.
 
I got a blow job from a chick in high school that ended up doing porn


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OfficerFarva said:
You were there that night??
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Yeppers......1995 or 96 I think...

They grew up in Pantego, TX and played at The Ritz in Dallas.....Phil wore make up and mini skirts...

Sent from my DEA work phone.
 
I was behind Tony Little standing in line at the airport one time.
 
the_predator said:
I got to pick Tom Prince's and Troy Alves's brain about bodybuilding when we got stuck at Hawaii airport when I was in the military traveling. Both guys were very down to earth and super intelligent guys. Don't know why I never asked for a pic, guess I just got caught up in the awesome conversation. Also met Gunter, Flex Wheeler, Ernie Taylor, Nasser, and Shawn Ray. The biggest name was Jay Culter. I actually got to pose with him and Monica Brant. Damn I looked like a tiny baby next to him. These guys were all at FIBO in Germany around 15 or so years ago. They were all cool as hell except Gunter. He was a total ass that was so full of himself it wasn't even funny. I have all of this on video. When I mean video I mean the old school video that you had to put a vhs tape in to record. That was a pretty awesome day!
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Monica Brandt. She was always smoking hot. She has aged but still in great shape. Time finds us all.
 
OfficerFarva said:
I really don't know what your job was but I'd have no regrets wasting my early 20s to go touring with decent bands and getting wasted with them at after parties.

There weren't many of mine until the last couple of years thanks to snapchat. Who knows how many whores have it stored on their phones but my collection is growing nicely :)
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thank god smart phones didnt exist, we took pictures with cameras and had flip phones lolz. less evidence
 
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