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    Bronsons 2015 fuck off and farewell tour..

    The '15 Bronson Fuck Off and Farewell Tour..


    I've never really been interested in living to a ripe old age.

    you ever look at a rickety old person, i mean like all shaky from dodging coffins..

    those milky eyes staring out at a world they just don't recognize anymore -fucking OLD-

    and thought to yourself ..

    i can't WAIT to be that fucking guy!!!!

    right.


    I've treated my body like the fucking rental car it is.

    when i get done, the ash tray will be full, the fucking gas tank will be empty - nobody would even want to sit in this motherfucker much less trust it enough to drive it anywhere

    i boxed since i was 15 years old.

    made a living at it, a life style i enjoyed anyway..

    mind you I'm not bragging - i don't recommend that shit to anybody

    way easier methods of earning a living that doesn't involve having your brains sloshed around in your fucking skull, that pay much much better

    but i got some stories out of that shit, yea..

    I'm going to be 43 this fall..

    thats roughly 1,430 in boxing years.

    retired not quite 2 years now, but im a trainer for a stable of fighters, and i still also makes the rounds as a sparring partner at a few diff gyms..

    imagine that no matter how hard you push, how much you train..

    you just slowly start losing ground in almost every physical aspect of your fucking game

    getting old in this sport.. is a real motherfucker, not for the feint of heart

    the only thing worse than beating up some kid i could have changed diapers on - is getting thumped by some kid i could have changed diapers on

    time to hang that shit up, while I'm still banging it out respectably in the gyms with professionals

    hard reality check that pisses me off, having to brawl with guys i would have dominated easily only a few years ago - now its blood and guts and trading headbutts in the middle of the mats just to hold my own..

    so far so good, I've been able to out " not give a fuck " anybody in the gym.

    old age and treachery always overcomes youth and skill

    don't get me wrong, most of the guys i work with are good sportsmen , great kids , great athletes.

    but there are couple peckerwoods i would love to turn the clock back on my body for - just to beat the hammered dog shit out of them.

    be fun to watch these guys on tv a decade form now and say - hey! i knocked that fucker out in the gym, he made me grumpy!

    to be honest.. right now I'm thankful for these assholes.

    for unbeknownst to them- they have fucking inspired me to make a statement before i walk away from the one thing that has defined me my entire adult life..

    i think if i am going to walk away from this sport, i want to leave everybody with something to talk about.

    so I'm going to gear up for boxing one last time before hang up the gloves for good to grab iron full time..

    I'm running a testosterone along with deca, which has been the standard for fighters since forever

    and adding something thats an exciting new compound for me in this last charge, something that i think is just right for the task at hand..

    EURO-PHARMACIES HALOTESTIN from PSL ( shameless plug!!! yeah bitches!!!)

    no bloating? super gains in strength? improved atheletic performance? and aggression?

    sign me the fuck up, lets have one last summer of fun.

    ''the Bronson fuck off and farewell tour of 2015''

    I'm going to log everything in here, for shits and giggles

    that way anybody can say anything they fucking want.

    blogging my experience with this cycle, especially the halotestin and everything that goes on in training, everything in and out of the gym

    this is going to be interesting.. I'll tell it like it is, as it happens

    if i get my ass handed to me, ill share - no fuckign lie

    saying you never had a bad night and got lumped up when you box - is like saying you skate and never had a skint knee

    oh , and bet your ass

    when i pick off some kid with a bad attitude - you'll for sure hear about that shit

    wish me luck, or troll away

    whatever

    this will be funsies

    Bronson

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    the gear, a fat kid... and a purple war boner

    so..


    gear is here..

    gives me a purple war boner just looking at it...

    yummmm




    and hey look, its a fat kid! i blurbed out my face, but i look like a young george clooney.. just trust me, k?

    thats a fine example of fat body, after like a bowl of fruit loops or something I'm pretty sure..

    i lifted weights for a grand total of around 16 weeks during the off season in 14' winter/holiday months, put on almost 20 lbs without going over 15% bf.. (deca test tren and food! )

    so if you think I'm not that big, its because I'm not, mmk?

    i never trained to get big before last fall

    and when i did, it was just for fucking funsies during the offseason.

    all those extra muscles melted off me once i started boxing again, i just couldn't eat enough to keep that extra weight on

    and it slowed me down terribly in sparring, those muscles soaked up O2 and blood sugar, squeezed out lactic acid.. and were pretty much over sized rims, chrome bumpers, and fuzzy dice on a fucking drag car - all just dead weight for fighting

    when i retire from gym wars this fall.. going on a year long bulk

    thus.. the farewell tour, this is it lads.. when this is done, I'm going hang the gloves and get swoll


    right now its Fat Bronson, troll away you homo's !!!!

    guessing around 15% body fat (?)

    coming off a month long lay off due to an injury

    no training, no dieting..

    just laying up and letting my old Dane body patch itself the fuck back up

    three workouts back into it without any issues..

    I'm healthy, rested, and ready to fucking go..

    who's run halo before?

    any tips, ( your preferred dosages/ duration?) would be much appreciated

    i like hearing about peoples first hand experiences over reading articles by nameless authors or dylan gemelli videos on youtube.

    no hatin' just saying'

    dylans a dream boat and you all fucking know it

    any who!


    I'm fucking stoked

    gonna be fun
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    In for this.

    I know the feeling of age creeping up. I do MMA as opposed to straight boxing, and you described the feeling of age perfectly.
    Guillotine is socially repressed, so he makes up fantasies and posts them on forums. Don't take what he says as truth or as an endorsement of illegal drug use. Guillotine has not, and does not endorse illegal drug use.

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    Subbed this sounds like a good one.

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    I'm down with Bronson, you grizzly bear old fuck. Hammer it!
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    Get em killer
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    fat? you look good bro,I wish I looked like you

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    "old age and treachery always overcomes youth and skill"

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    Time to get to work, don't cheat yourself while training. Make it all count brother.

    Whats the diet and drug protocol look like?

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    Kill it Bronson! Now get busy with that transformation

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    Two things I take from this,

    First, from all the head trauma you have dimentia.

    Second, you definetly have dimentia because youre running bunk gear from unclez.
    Last edited by independent; 05-23-2015 at 08:02 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OfficerFarva View Post
    Didn't even bother to try and read that, jesus fuck use paragraphs if you're going to go Mike Arnold on us. I did however see a bunch of placebo gear, get that imaginary pump on!!

    ill post a haiku once a week , for everyone who doesn't like the cadence of my diction

    this should bring you up to speed..

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigmoe65 View Post
    Two things I take from this,

    First, from all the head trauma you have dimentia.

    Second, you definetly have dimentia because youre running bunk gear from unclez.
    dimentia / definetly so close bro..

    "dementia" and, "definitely"

    ill post blood work, PSL hooks me the fuck up.

    so I'm really not worried, but appreciate any cautionary comments

    have had shit gear in the past, huge waste of time money and effort..

    it was pure sadness, tragic

    Bronson

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    TL;DR

    Agree with Farva.

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    Im subbed.

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    Seems like a lot of HALO for one blast, whats your protocol?

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