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    Take a guess

    Ok so since Iím not sure what I wanna be when I grow up Iíve been working security at a local nightclub to make some cash. Itís $300 a night. Iím not getting rich but itís still cash. So long story short a fight breaks out between two drunken idiots (guys)right next to the dance floor. I get there about the same time as another bouncer. He grabs one dude and I grab the other. My guy tries to pull some haymaker shit and starts flailing away. I wasnít having none of that so I just jammed him up and hip tossed his ass hard to the ground to take control. I figured ok everything is cool now bu nope it wasnít. His apparent girlfriend took offense to me taking her man down hard so out of no where she flies in and bashes me in the face with a beer mug. By then all the other security was there and they put her down gently ofcourse. Ok so no everything is finally cool but now Iím left with a big ass gash between my eyes, a fucked up eye lid and Iím sure another broken nose even though Iím pretty sure thatís impossible now. Anyway I leave and head to the ER to get stitched up. Yeah Iím kinda a regular there. Guess what just the Doctor bill was? Now from what Iím told this is just the doctor bill. I will receive other bills from the hospital itself. Just the bill for the Doctor was $9800.00 WTF I was there like 45 minutes and only got 12 stitches put in. Thatís like $1000 a stitch for the Doc and I still will be getting a bill from the hospital for the stitches themselves. WTF!!!!!!

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    I think the beer mug messed with your math...

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    Bro Iím telling you. My old lady literally just received the email. Thatís just crazy to me.


    Quote Originally Posted by dnewell2004 View Post
    I think the beer mug messed with your math...

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    But were you vaccinated?

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    Shouldnít the bitch that hit you be paying that?

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    Well somebody better pay for it cause Iím sure as fuck not.


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    Shouldnít the bitch that hit you be paying that?

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    Doesnít your employer have some responsibility in paying for your injuries since you were hurt on the job?
    If you end up being stuck with the bill, most hospitals will work with you on the cost and even offer payment plans. Iím sorry to hear about your injuries.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AR-15 View Post
    Well somebody better pay for it cause Iím sure as fuck not.
    Typical liberal response, always wanting someone else to pay your billsÖ

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    Quote Originally Posted by AR-15 View Post
    Bro Iím telling you. My old lady literally just received the email. Thatís just crazy to me.
    I believe you it happened. Just that $1k a stitch would be $12k. Busting balls man. Glad it wasn't worse. And wouldn't it be workers comp or not cause it is a cash job?

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    $300 max in Mexico. $400 if you wanted ďhand releaseĒ.

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    First my dude not that I give two fucks but you picked the wrong guy to throw a political insult at. I donít even really know what a liberal is nor do I even fucking care. Sorry man itís looking like a big swing and a miss on your part with your little zinger attempt. Second I can almost guarantee you that Iíve owed and paid more in medical expenses out of pocket in the last 3 years or so than youíve probably earned your whole life. Well thats assuming your the typical middle aged angry white guy that got crushed in a nasty divorce and is bringing down about 60k a year on average. Am I close? Lol Anyway yeah I never ask anyone to pay anything for me or my family. Iím pretty sure Iíve taken care of them and will continue to. Do you have kids? Did you have them set up for life by the time you were 30? Cmon letís hear how great your doing?


    Quote Originally Posted by IronRage View Post
    Typical liberal response, always wanting someone else to pay your billsÖ

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    Thatís a pretty damn good deal. Stitches AND you get to drop a load! Next time I get my face bashed in with a mug Iíll be paying you a visit. Lol


    Quote Originally Posted by CoachCabo View Post
    $300 max in Mexico. $400 if you wanted ďhand releaseĒ.

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    Cash is king on this one bro. I wont go into it too much detail but Iím technically still under a contract agreement with my last ďemployerĒ so there are certain things Iím not allowed to do in my off time and bouncing is definitely one of em. I could technically void it by doing something naughty like that. Not worth loosing what benefits I have left.


    Quote Originally Posted by dnewell2004 View Post
    I believe you it happened. Just that $1k a stitch would be $12k. Busting balls man. Glad it wasn't worse. And wouldn't it be workers comp or not cause it is a cash job?
    Last edited by AR-15; 11-05-2021 at 07:24 PM.

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    In far from liberal but I was curious if the owner had some type of insurance for this kind of issue. Wouldn't hurt to check. That is if you didn't sign a waiver saying your 100% responsible for your own medical bills.



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