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    Forced Vasectomies

    Probably won't pass, but good grief (who votes these people in?):

    Rep. Chris Rabb
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    I will be introducing a bill inspired by
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    that requires all inseminators to undergo #vasectomies within 6 weeks of having their third child or 40th birthday, whichever comes first. /1

    Additionally, . . .

    My forthcoming bill will codify the definition of #wrongfulconception to include when a person has demonstrated negligence toward preventing #conception during intercourse. /2

    . . . this legislation will allow Pennsylvanians to take #civilaction against inseminators for unwanted #pregnancies who wrongfully conceive
    a child with them. /3

    Last, this bill will empower Pennsylvanians to enforce this prospective law by offering a $10K reward for reporting to the proper authorities those #scofflaws who have not complied with this statute within the allotted timeframe. /4

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    Quote Originally Posted by Multislacking View Post
    Probably won't pass, but good grief (who votes these people in?):

    Rep. Chris Rabb
    @RepRabb
    I will be introducing a bill inspired by
    @RepKellyCassidy
    that requires all inseminators to undergo #vasectomies within 6 weeks of having their third child or 40th birthday, whichever comes first. /1

    Additionally, . . .

    My forthcoming bill will codify the definition of #wrongfulconception to include when a person has demonstrated negligence toward preventing #conception during intercourse. /2

    . . . this legislation will allow Pennsylvanians to take #civilaction against inseminators for unwanted #pregnancies who wrongfully conceive
    a child with them. /3

    Last, this bill will empower Pennsylvanians to enforce this prospective law by offering a $10K reward for reporting to the proper authorities those #scofflaws who have not complied with this statute within the allotted timeframe. /4
    This is some straight up china shit right here..
    Think the Chinese are only allowed to have 2 children per family..

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    I'm fairly confident it is just political theater. Probably a result of the recent texas abortion bill. It still bugs me they waste our tax dollars even discussing this crap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Multislacking View Post
    I'm fairly confident it is just political theater. Probably a result of the recent texas abortion bill. It still bugs me they waste our tax dollars even discussing this crap.
    if thats how they wanna play it then a woman should get her tubes tied as well, some of these hoes have children with several different men just to collect child support

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    Quote Originally Posted by Multislacking View Post
    I'm fairly confident it is just political theater. Probably a result of the recent texas abortion bill. It still bugs me they waste our tax dollars even discussing this crap.
    Yes its a parody bill based on the texas abortion bill... Though to be fair that bill does have some pretty dumb conditions. Like anyone can sue if you get, aid or abed an abortion. any joe smoe off the street can sue you and receive compensation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Multislacking View Post
    I'm fairly confident it is just political theater. Probably a result of the recent texas abortion bill. It still bugs me they waste our tax dollars even discussing this crap.

    Yeah but I'm old enough to remember when they needed $1.4 million to study shrimp running on a treadmill or $4mm on study at why lesbians are fat. Ahhhhhhhhh dems and their wasteful spending.

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    Vote more women in office would ya? Sheesh. This law ain’t sexist cuz if all people can get pregnant than all people can impregnate.

    if I knock a bitch up I’m off the hook because her semen went inside my dickhole and grabbed an egg, insemimated it, then pulled the fertilized man egg through my dickhole and back into her ovaries (where birthing peoples semen hides) and then produced one of them there little needy humans.

    make sense right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skinnyguy180 View Post
    Yes its a parody bill based on the texas abortion bill... Though to be fair that bill does have some pretty dumb conditions. Like anyone can sue if you get, aid or abed an abortion. any joe smoe off the street can sue you and receive compensation.
    yeah. Usually they get prison time for conspiracy to murder or murder. But, I kinda like getting some George Floyd money over here so… I’m suing Minnesota state police for not preventing local cop/local idiot death.
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