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    Am I weird

    So one of the girls Iím seeing ask me about jerking off. She asked what lube or lotion I use. I said I donít use any lube. She was shocked. She said Iím the only guy that she every asked that doesnít use some sort of lube.

    Am I missing something

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    If your not circumcised, not really . But, if you are..most use a lil something. Not weird at all, just donít need it. I hate if I have to use any with chicks! If it gets too wet, I wipe it off real quick (in the middle of the action) just to have more friction

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    I'm circumcised and I never use lube unless it during sex. There is obvious more traction with out it which makes it much easier to get off when you alone. If your too rough without lotion, we'll then your going to rub yourself raw. I advise not to do this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by maxmuscle1 View Post
    If your not circumcised, not really . But, if you are..most use a lil something. Not weird at all, just donít need it. I hate if I have to use any with chicks! If it gets too wet, I wipe it off real quick (in the middle of the action) just to have more friction

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    Yeah lube is nice when first penetratung but after her pussy wettens and loosens up it sucks. A wet hotdog down a hall way.

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    I'll take a really fast shower sometimes. Scrub extra hard. That's about as close as mine gets to "lube".

    Is your girl used to dating 14yr old boys?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sityslicker1 View Post
    Yeah lube is nice when first penetratung but after her pussy wettens and loosens up it sucks. A wet hotdog down a hall way.
    Lol
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    Dry jacking it all day.

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    The only wiener slider I use is at work. Thatís what we call the grease for the forklifts, bobcat, boom trucks. Gotta keep those lubed up!

    But Iíve had a few hand jobs when she used lube it was great I want some more. Maybe Iíll try the stranger if she donít want to!

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    I mean unless your beating your dick like your just renting it you shouldnít need any lube.



    Quote Originally Posted by Canebrake View Post
    So one of the girls Iím seeing ask me about jerking off. She asked what lube or lotion I use. I said I donít use any lube. She was shocked. She said Iím the only guy that she every asked that doesnít use some sort of lube.

    Am I missing something

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    Quote Originally Posted by Canebrake View Post
    So one of the girls Iím seeing ask me about jerking off. She asked what lube or lotion I use. I said I donít use any lube. She was shocked. She said Iím the only guy that she every asked that doesnít use some sort of lube.

    Am I missing something
    Real men don't need LUBE... You almost wanna say "Does that pussy work or am I just confused?!?!?"

    Never had to cop that in my life, but some shortys swear by it..

    Unless it's the marijuana version of Whiskey Dick, unrequired.

    If it's the weed bruh. THAT'S COTTON PUSSY.
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    All these dry rubs wtf?? Is pussy not wet? Lube for me for the handjob..spit and stick for the pussy

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    Quote Originally Posted by FNA View Post
    All these dry rubs wtf?? Is pussy not wet? Lube for me for the handjob..spit and stick for the pussy
    If you canít make it drip (Iíll be conservative and say up to 60 y/o) than youíre doing something, more like, someONE WRONG!

    Iíll second the pussy style, but isnít more like ďyou get what you get and donít get upsetĒ at this point? A

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    Quote Originally Posted by ReadyOnDeck View Post
    If you canít make it drip (Iíll be conservative and say up to 60 y/o) than youíre doing something, more like, someONE WRONG!

    Iíll second the pussy style, but isnít more like ďyou get what you get and donít get upsetĒ at this point? A

    ďHit the switchĒ
    First off, If a chick is giving me a handy then she's giving me a blowie too, so no lube necessary...and I'm doing it wrong lmao guess I'll be wrong then

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    Quote Originally Posted by FNA View Post
    First off, If a chick is giving me a handy then she's giving me a blowie too, so no lube necessary...and I'm doing it wrong lmao guess I'll be wrong then
    Word. Iím sure when the East Coast awakens there may be some backlash... However, there's no way to ensure the hand with expand (to the mouth) , perhaps I'm getting mother fuckin old.

    I do concur, bc the "best of the best" defintely do both and the logic is there, but code enforcement seems to be least favorable.
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