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    Exactly How Many Types Are There..??

    So nice of my girl to save me the embarrassment of buying wipes(you know what kind)..But lately I've been seeing some off-the-wall kinds.. Cottontell..gental..but the new ones are...green tea and cucumber..WTF

    Should I leave them on like cucumbers on my eyes to let the swelling go down...Or make a tea out of them..

    What's next..?? Earl Gray or Coconut...?

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    I call Bullshit..
    I know I'm not the only one here using ass wipes..

    Am I on the right forum..shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by zionoir626 View Post
    I call Bullshit..
    I know I'm not the only one here using ass wipes..

    Am I on the right forum..shit

    Wipes are a must. Especially the older you get. Wife gives me a hard time about them. Says they are going to clog our pipes, etc. Still waiting on my rimjob...

    As far as getting anything fancy, Equate works ok for me. Kilsong will probably have the best input here though.

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    If you’re on your own septic wipes are a no go, even the “flushable” ones.

    metamucil makes it much easier. One wipe with the regular TP (in the toilet) and a refreshing wipe (in the garbage). No poop on either. Life is good.
    “Tape on a dick you twat waffle” - IronRage & Dale C.

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    I use them occasionally. I just get whatever is on sale. I keep some handy just in case.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zionoir626 View Post
    So nice of my girl to save me the embarrassment of buying wipes(you know what kind)..But lately I've been seeing some off-the-wall kinds.. Cottontell..gental..but the new ones are...green tea and cucumber..WTF

    Should I leave them on like cucumbers on my eyes to let the swelling go down...Or make a tea out of them..

    What's next..?? Earl Gray or Coconut...?
    As long as your not sticking an actual cucumber up your ass I think you’re good…

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    Quote Originally Posted by IronRage View Post
    As long as your not sticking an actual cucumber up your ass I think you’re good…
    Good safety tip..Thanks

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    You are going to want to park in the back...

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    Laugh if you want but this fucker will change your life when dealing with pooping issues = Squatty Potty.

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    Lol I haven't heard about the squatty potty for years I had to laugh but everyone who mentions it swears it works amazing

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    Yes sir clean dump everytime with Metamucil. The perfect shit.

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    My wife loves the squatty potty. I make fun of her and tell her it must remind her of shitty out in the bush as a child in Africa.

    No need to be embarrassed buying wipes. If anyone does saying anything, ask them if they’re content with having a dirtier ass than those of us who use wipes.
    If a guy is eating as much as he needs to to grow, he should be shitting all day.

    These “personal hygiene systems” are available at places like Costco now. I just saw a nice Toto with remote control for $310 here in Tampa. The first one I bought over 20 years ago was over $1,000. The one I have now was $600.
    Don’t call them a bidet. So much more.

    As far as wipes, I just buy the non-scented, hypooallergenic ones. The cheap ones are so thin you can expect some shit under your nails sooner or later. Get the more expensive ones. Woth every penny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zionoir626 View Post
    I call Bullshit..
    I know I'm not the only one here using ass wipes..

    Am I on the right forum..shit
    Wipes… psssh…. That’s nothing, I have to give myself an occasional enema…

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    I use the wipes but put them into a little trash bag I keep next to the can as I don't even believe the flushable ones are safe for the plumbing either.
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