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    Old dude goes to the doc to get a physical- The doc says I need a urine sample, a semen sample, and a fecal sample and then leaves the room. Old dude is hard of hearing so he says to his wife "what'd he say?"- His wife looks @ him and says-"he needs a pair of your underwear" Just trying to lighten things up around here- Have a nice and safe weekend fellas!-HR

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    You too Brother..sorry about being a dick..lots of emotions lately..

    In the immortal words of Chevy Chase
    It takes a big Man to admit when he's wrong..
    And I am Not a Big Man..

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    Dr. put a woman on hormone pills and asked if she was having any side effects..
    Just hair growing in strange places...

    Dr. asked..Where..??

    Lady replies..On my balls..

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    Quote Originally Posted by hot rod View Post
    Old dude goes to the doc to get a physical- The doc says I need a urine sample, a semen sample, and a fecal sample and then leaves the room. Old dude is hard of hearing so he says to his wife "what'd he say?"- His wife looks @ him and says-"he needs a pair of your underwear" Just trying to lighten things up around here- Have a nice and safe weekend fellas!-HR
    If that was kilsong he would just need to take a dump.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IronRage View Post
    If that was kilsong he would just need to take a dump.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zionoir626 View Post
    You too Brother..sorry about being a dick..lots of emotions lately..

    In the immortal words of Chevy Chase
    It takes a big Man to admit when he's wrong..
    And I am Not a Big Man..
    Don't even worry about it bro- it's forgotten(which isn't hard to do @ my age-lol) think I'm getting "oldtimers disease"(love old Chevy- fucker's hilarious) just thought of that scene @ the make-up counter w/ the model- "it's getting a little nipply outside" and in Christmas vacation when he gets the sap on his hands and he's reading the magazine- fuckers a trip

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    Quote Originally Posted by hot rod View Post
    Old dude goes to the doc to get a physical- The doc says I need a urine sample, a semen sample, and a fecal sample and then leaves the room. Old dude is hard of hearing so he says to his wife "what'd he say?"- His wife looks @ him and says-"he needs a pair of your underwear" Just trying to lighten things up around here- Have a nice and safe weekend fellas!-HR

    I first heard that joke from the movie predator 2...

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