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    Quote Originally Posted by bigtime916 View Post
    The issue was just resolved. I guess the little talk made her think. She put in the work haha
    proud moment. A win for men everywhere!!!


    pics of her doing the work or it didn’t happen… you know the rules bro
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    Quote Originally Posted by Multislacking View Post
    What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.
    That's what I'm talking about!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seattlesbest View Post
    My girl doesn't have a choice when it's time to fuck its time fuck. If she tries to get an attitude with me I shove my cock in her mouth. I've had to pop her a couple of times for sayin no. She learned her lesson.
    exactly....

    I told my wife.... Look when I am hungry and there is no food in the house/refrigerator What happens? I go out to eat.....
    So If I am horny and there is no pussy or at least a hand job/blow job in the house/bed What happens? I go out to get pussy....

    She denied me once or twice early on. So I left for 3 days. Didn't call, didn't let her know shit...

    Never had a problem since....

    That said, I have let her off the hook for being sick etc... I aint a barbarian after all....

    It used to be mothers/aunties/grandmas would teach their female family members this very lesson...

    Never let your man leave the house hungry or horny if you want to keep him...

    Now they teach them how to make an only fans account.....the fall of western society is upon us gents...

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    Quote Originally Posted by CowboyPump77 View Post
    exactly....

    I told my wife.... Look when I am hungry and there is no food in the house/refrigerator What happens? I go out to eat.....
    So If I am horny and there is no pussy or at least a hand job/blow job in the house/bed What happens? I go out to get pussy....

    She denied me once or twice early on. So I left for 3 days. Didn't call, didn't let her know shit...

    Never had a problem since....

    That said, I have let her off the hook for being sick etc... I aint a barbarian after all....

    It used to be mothers/aunties/grandmas would teach their female family members this very lesson...

    Never let your man leave the house hungry or horny if you want to keep him...

    Now they teach them how to make an only fans account.....the fall of western society is upon us gents...
    Women will test you... try you. See if you take it. Don’t complain.

    The moment they try this kinda shit, put them in check.

    Or pay the consequences.

    Be “that guy” who begs his wife for sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Augustine5I View Post
    Women will test you... try you. See if you take it. Don’t complain.

    The moment they try this kinda shit, put them in check.

    Or pay the consequences.



    Be “that guy” who begs his wife for sex.

    You sir are correct. Had I known this shit at age 14 I would have save myself a ton of bullshit. My "redpill" moment came when I was being a lil bitch and crying in my car because my GF dumped me for another dude. Some old guy (dont even know his name) came up and asked what was up.... Then proceeded to give me the key to success with women. One of those lessons was never let them shit test you....give it back 10 fold... they dont give you pussy, leave and come back days later with a smile on your face and never admit what happened or didn't happen...

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    I don’t know bud. Maybe it’s because I married a head strong Sicilian woman but there’s no fucking way that shit would fly at my house. Actually I can’t see myself acting that way towards my wife anyhow but there’s no way my bitch would put up with that kind of disrespect.


    Quote Originally Posted by CowboyPump77 View Post
    You sir are correct. Had I known this shit at age 14 I would have save myself a ton of bullshit. My "redpill" moment came when I was being a lil bitch and crying in my car because my GF dumped me for another dude. Some old guy (dont even know his name) came up and asked what was up.... Then proceeded to give me the key to success with women. One of those lessons was never let them shit test you....give it back 10 fold... they dont give you pussy, leave and come back days later with a smile on your face and never admit what happened or didn't happen...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Multislacking View Post
    What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.
    What should a woman do when she leaves the battered women's shelter ?

    The fucking dishes if she knows what's good for her...
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    Quote Originally Posted by AR-15 View Post
    I don’t know bud. Maybe it’s because I married a head strong Sicilian woman but there’s no fucking way that shit would fly at my house. Actually I can’t see myself acting that way towards my wife anyhow but there’s no way my bitch would put up with that kind of disrespect.
    Right, my ol lady threatened to cut me today, but I'm pretty sure she was joking

    ( pretty sure )
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    Best part of fighting with the wife is the makeup sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AR-15 View Post
    I don’t know bud. Maybe it’s because I married a head strong Sicilian woman but there’s no fucking way that shit would fly at my house. Actually I can’t see myself acting that way towards my wife anyhow but there’s no way my bitch would put up with that kind of disrespect.
    Excuses bro.

    Don’t be “that guy.”

    Your wife tries to cut you off then you lay the fucking law down

    She doesn’t like it? Time to find someone else or accept that she will dictate when you get your dick wet.

    Should be mutual. But women use their pussy as a power control thing.

    I have cut many women lose for this shit way of thinking.

    Now? My girl is perfect and gives me all I want. Never a word.

    It’s compatibility. Plain and simple.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tommygunz View Post
    Best part of fighting with the wife is the makeup sex.
    I've accused the wife several times of picking a fight just for makeup sex.

    Any more, I'll just crack a joke when she's trolling me. My favorite is "Can we change things up a bit this time and skip straight to the makeup sex? You know, just for a change."

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigtime916 View Post
    So last night we got baked and for some reason the shit hits me harder than it does her. Maybe it's because I'm always detoxing I dunno. So the wife says shut the door let's have sex. I was out of it and said I'm too tired now.
    She said huh? What do you mean. I said I mean that last bag hit me hard and I'm already in nodding off. I mean I'm the one that has to do the work.

    Oh boy that last sentence sent her off the deep end. She was pissed and I said hey its true when's the last time you were on top? She got all pissed rolled over and I passed out.

    Lol maybe she'll put some work in now. Or maybe I won't be getting any for awhile lol.
    Man wow! Prolly the latter you won’t get any for a while ,least that’s in my case when it’s happned to me ans it sucks

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    “That Guy?” I guess maybe I am but to me that just sounds disrespectful to my wife as well as extremely self centered. I mean why would I want to fuck my wife if she wasn’t into it for whatever reason. I thought sex was for both parties. If I wanted to be selfish I’d just ask the bitch to blow me.


    Quote Originally Posted by Augustine5I View Post
    Excuses bro.

    Don’t be “that guy.”

    Your wife tries to cut you off then you lay the fucking law down

    She doesn’t like it? Time to find someone else or accept that she will dictate when you get your dick wet.

    Should be mutual. But women use their pussy as a power control thing.

    I have cut many women lose for this shit way of thinking.

    Now? My girl is perfect and gives me all I want. Never a word.

    It’s compatibility. Plain and simple.

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