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    Quote Originally Posted by Seattlesbest View Post
    My girl doesn't have a choice when it's time to fuck its time fuck. If she tries to get an attitude with me I shove my cock in her mouth. I've had to pop her a couple of times for sayin no. She learned her lesson.
    What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Multislacking View Post
    What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.
    Fuckin right brother 👊
    Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.


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    Bummer you got to sleep outside with the dog...
    Show me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Multislacking View Post
    What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.
    Omg lolz

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    Quote Originally Posted by twisted View Post
    Omg lolz
    Old joke. Got it from my pastor buddy.

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    Got dam I love these threads. It’s almost like I’m not alone in the world here.


    either we all are extremely similar or the augmented reality we live in was created by the laziest sum bitches on the planet.


    yeah…I’m literally in the dog house so often I fucking built my own.
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    And Augustine is right…. Except she wasn’t pissed for you being too stoned to fuck. She was pissed because you criticized her. Same thing happens when her cooking is off point.

    they don’t want to hear anything other than they are perfect in all things.


    women are fragile…. Men who are fragile are called homosexuals.

    the dick makes them feel better about themselves. Dude, if I told my wife no I got a headache or ripped ass everytime she tried to fuck me and complained about “gas pains” as much as she has me…. Well…. I don’t know actually.
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    We need to start a "Marriage Advice" thread. Especially now that we have an active female member.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Multislacking View Post
    We need to start a "Marriage Advice" thread. Especially now that we have an active female member.
    i purposely didn’t ask for nudes just to help bring the female (born and still identify as) population up. Don’t worry Angie… 😉
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    Hugs not drugs bro.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Multislacking View Post
    What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.
    I'd tell her to kindly put something on my books while I was in 😂
    “It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by Milford King View Post
    i purposely didn’t ask for nudes just to help bring the female (born and still identify as) population up. Don’t worry Angie… 
    A kinder, gentler, less horny MilfKing. I'm not sure how I feel about that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by selfmademonster View Post
    I'd tell her to kindly put something on my books while I was in
    I was thinkin the same damn thing !!!

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    This can’t be MK. If it is there’s seriously something wrong within the matrix.


    Quote Originally Posted by Milford King View Post
    i purposely didn’t ask for nudes just to help bring the female (born and still identify as) population up. Don’t worry Angie… 

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    Quote Originally Posted by AR-15 View Post
    Hugs not drugs bro.
    The issue was just resolved. I guess the little talk made her think. She put in the work haha

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