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    Unreal

    Just got done working late tonight so I wouldn’t have to come in tomorrow, also got a baby sitter lined up for 3 hours tomorrow so that we can have some time together for my birthday weekend… I’ve been planning this all week. I was really looking forward to finally get some uninterrupted birthday sex.

    7 out of 10 times that we’re doing it our baby wakes up screaming (she sleeps next to us and we try to transfer her to crib) and my wife just lets me pound her out real quick and bust a nut and tells me not worry about getting her off which sucks because it’s obviously way better when we both can cum together.

    It’s been weeks since I had some good sex. And my libido is killing me, I have never been so sexually frustrated in my whole life…I cannot tell you guys how much I was looking forward to this.

    Then my wife just sends me this 5 mins ago:

    Last edited by MonsterMaker; 07-30-2021 at 05:46 PM.

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    I like your response. Its just extra lube bro, you got it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MonsterMaker View Post
    Just got done working late tonight so I wouldn’t have to come in tomorrow, also got a baby sitter lined up for 3 hours tomorrow so that we can have some time together for my birthday weekend… I’ve been planning this all week. I was really looking forward to finally get some uninterrupted birthday sex.

    7 out of 10 times that we’re doing it our baby wakes up screaming (she sleeps next to us and we try to transfer her to crib) and my wife just lets me pound her out real quick and bust a nut and tells me not worry about getting her off which sucks because it’s obviously way better when we both can cum together.

    It’s been weeks since I had some good sex. And my libido is killing me, I have never been so sexually frustrated in my whole life…I cannot tell you guys how much I was looking forward to this.

    Then my wife just sends me this 5 mins ago:
    Years ago, when we used to have sex, my ol' lady was the queen of bad timing. Every single time we went somewhere on vacation, she would be riding the cotton toboggan. Every time, without exception.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BodybuilderZepp View Post
    I like your response. Its just extra lube bro, you got it.
    I know bro, comes down to her though…

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    Shower sex it is!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tommygunz View Post
    Shower sex it is!
    That's even better. Nice wet and hot!
    Show me

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    Quote Originally Posted by MindlessWork View Post
    That's even better. Nice wet and hot!
    I like having her on her back, just love seeing that pussy for all its glory


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    Time to embrace the inner vampire.

    And throw a couple old towels down...

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    Fuck.... I feel your pain.
    Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.


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    No problems just solutions bro. It is all about how she feels so take it upon yourself to make her feel as sexy as possible given the situation. Run her a bath and give her a wash down. Whatever it takes to make her feel comfortable. Luckily for me my wife had always been a little freaky so that time has never been an issue. In fact she says sometimes sex is better for her while on the rag. Good luck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AR-15 View Post
    No problems just solutions bro. It is all about how she feels so take it upon yourself to make her feel as sexy as possible given the situation. Run her a bath and give her a wash down. Whatever it takes to make her feel comfortable. Luckily for me my wife had always been a little freaky so that time has never been an issue. In fact she says sometimes sex is better for her while on the rag. Good luck.
    Ya if this was three years ago prechildren it definitely wouldn’t have stopped her. My wife said the same thing, that it feels better. It’s just hard enough to get her to throw down these days heaven forbid she’s got excuse… We’ll see what happens tonight. Still taking her out for dinner, didn’t cancel the babysitter. Maybe a couple glasses of wine will help her forget what’s going on down there…

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    Quote Originally Posted by MonsterMaker View Post
    Ya if this was three years ago prechildren it definitely wouldn’t have stopped her. My wife said the same thing, that it feels better. It’s just hard enough to get her to throw down these days heaven forbid she’s got excuse… We’ll see what happens tonight. Still taking her out for dinner, didn’t cancel the babysitter. Maybe a couple glasses of wine will help her forget what’s going on down there…
    Best of luck. If nothing else, maybe offer the babysitter a little more money...

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    Have you given her the dolphin..??

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    Either one
    Wife or babysitter

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    Quote Originally Posted by zionoir626 View Post
    Have you given her the dolphin..??

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    Wife or babysitter
    Gotta be honest here, I’m unfamiliar with “the dolphin”…

    Is this a trick question?

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    You know..hand a few.. attempting doggy and you're trying the wrong hole..
    She arches her back and says..uh.uh....uh

    The Dolphin

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    My friend said...Wait
    There is no wrong hole

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