"Cmon man? Me an ole Cornpop, we go way back man, way back.
We'd fight with razors by the pool, man, cmon?. I was a teen and I was harassing little girls in diapers man, just pinching them silly.. SILLY!
Now im in diapers man, but still pinching and sniffing young girls man, I tell you what!
That never gets old. One time by the pool, me and ole Cornpop had some ghey-sex man. Prepared me for what Ghay-Barry and I also used to do in the Oral-Office man.
Just knobbing on each other while Michelle yanked her big crank man, heck of a peck on that one I tell ya. Ole Mike Obozo, AKA Magilla.
Stuck a Nutty-Buddy cone in my grommet yesterday man, Cmon, good ole times with ole Cornpop, THE BAD DUDE!!!"