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    My wifeís gonna leave me

    If I canít get a grip on this gas. At first it was kinda funny to me but lately Iím starting to gross myself out. I fucking stink bro, plain and simple. Ever since I started this bulk. Not sure if itís just the calories or a specific element of my diet (protein sources, fiber, or shear amount of protein) thatís doing it but fuck is it disgusting. My whole apartment will stink if I just naturally let them go. Got some over the counter gas pills that help a little bit I wish I didnít need to take something for it. Is it just the nature of aas and eating 4500 calories/ 300G protein a day or is there ways around it?

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    When I bulk I smell a lot worse too. I think its a combination of the food, and gaining extra weight makes you sweat more because your body is not use to carrying that weight around. Really not much you could do but that more showers and put deodorant on more often. As for the farts, try to make an effort to run to the bathroom and after spray some fabreeze.

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    Phazyme for gas and chlorophyll for smell.

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    Like i always said being big is not that easy , and most of you cant handle . You sweet more , the sweet smell from trenbolone and drugs is horrible , the piss stinks . Gazes all day and they stink very bad from the high protein diet you have . Try to eat the foods your body absorb better to reduce gazes .

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    Quote Originally Posted by GYMnTONIC View Post
    Lol i canít believe this is for real. Where does that go on my underwear or something?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MonsterMaker View Post
    Lol i canít believe this is for real. Where does that go on my underwear or something?
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    I do use them on the ďhighest setting,Ē as recommended by the manufacturer. This consists of a small, thin round pad folded in half and tucked against my anus, then one of the larger, rectangular pads folded three times to form a pleat and nestled in the fold of the round pad. Those whose gas is milder may find either one sufficient, but for me, both are required. Double-sided tape is included with the pads, to help hold them in place, but I have not found this to be necessary.
    The sensation of having something tucked between your cheeks is one that requires a bit of acclimation, but after a few days, I didnít even notice they were there. For anyone who may be considering purchasing DiscreetZ but wavering due to a sense of squeamishness, I would urge you to give them a try. I have rarely found any product that so perfectly fulfills its mission, and the relief from both odor and embarrassment (not to mention the guilt over what Iíve put my wife through), is well worth any minor discomfiture of this nature."

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    Quote Originally Posted by GYMnTONIC View Post
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    I do use them on the ďhighest setting,Ē as recommended by the manufacturer. This consists of a small, thin round pad folded in half and tucked against my anus, then one of the larger, rectangular pads folded three times to form a pleat and nestled in the fold of the round pad. Those whose gas is milder may find either one sufficient, but for me, both are required. Double-sided tape is included with the pads, to help hold them in place, but I have not found this to be necessary.
    The sensation of having something tucked between your cheeks is one that requires a bit of acclimation, but after a few days, I didnít even notice they were there. For anyone who may be considering purchasing DiscreetZ but wavering due to a sense of squeamishness, I would urge you to give them a try. I have rarely found any product that so perfectly fulfills its mission, and the relief from both odor and embarrassment (not to mention the guilt over what Iíve put my wife through), is well worth any minor discomfiture of this nature."
    I canít believe my life has come to this. I honestly do not have a choice, Iím gonna have to give them a try, if the chlorophyll doesnít help the smell. Thanks for being straight with me about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GYMnTONIC View Post
    Were living in 2021 while this guys living in 2121

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    Quote Originally Posted by small-noob View Post
    Were living in 2021 while this guys living in 2121
    The future is upon us!

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    Switch up your protein powder that will digest better.

    The fiber in the vegetables is also a source. While good for you, they make you gasey

    They say you get used to it, but idk about that...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Augustine5I View Post
    Switch up your protein powder that will digest better.

    The fiber in the vegetables is also a source. While good for you, they make you gasey

    They say you get used to it, but idk about that...
    I have maybe 3 shakes a month. 50% protein comes from egg whites 25% from chicken & 25% from beef roughly. Very consistent about that. Sometimes majority of protein comes from egg whites just because itís so fast and easy for me to consume.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MONSTRO View Post
    Like i always said being big is not that easy , and most of you cant handle . You sweet more , the sweet smell from trenbolone and drugs is horrible , the piss stinks . Gazes all day and they stink very bad from the high protein diet you have . Try to eat the foods your body absorb better to reduce gazes .
    I can handle itÖ so youíre telling me to leave my wife, right ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MonsterMaker View Post
    I can handle itÖ so youíre telling me to leave my wife, right ?
    No that's not what he meant. Monstro is from Portugal I believe so maybe language barrier at times but he's straight. He just saying it's hard to be big and some people can't handle it

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    Quote Originally Posted by samgraves82 View Post
    No that's not what he meant. Monstro is from Portugal I believe so maybe language barrier at times but he's straight. He just saying it's hard to be big and some people can't handle it
    lol sorry I was totally fucking around manÖ stupid joke. Iím probably the person it made sense to! I know what he meant 100%

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