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    Damned reading glasses are needed to come read the forum!

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    Are there really people in society not using baby or dude wipes? Prue savages they are lol. I've been using baby wipes for over 20 years now.

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    Whenever you meet someone for the first time you automatically assume that they are an asshole until they prove you otherwise.

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    Please please please don’t ever let me get old like all these old farts.

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    Everytime you start a new job you can find the Ahole..

    You know what it means when you can't find the Ahole...??
    You're the Ass Hole..!

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    Lol at discounts. I had a lady ask me if I was over 55 once at a buffet. I asked why and she said I would get $1 off. I told her I’d pay $1 more if she’d not bring up the subject.

    The post piss dribble thing drives me crazy. I think it started in my 40s to a lesser degree. Shake it, squeeze it, run your finger from under your ballsack up to the head to get out every drop. Then as soon as you pull up your skivvies, WHAMMO! Five or six drops of urine soak the front.

    I haven’t resorted to panty liners like some cats do yet but man it bugs me more than just about everything else about being old.

    Hair re-routing from the back of my head and now growing out of my ears is pretty annoying too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CoachCabo View Post
    Lol at discounts. I had a lady ask me if I was over 55 once at a buffet. I asked why and she said I would get $1 off. I told her I’d pay $1 more if she’d not bring up the subject.

    The post piss dribble thing drives me crazy. I think it started in my 40s to a lesser degree. Shake it, squeeze it, run your finger from under your ballsack up to the head to get out every drop. Then as soon as you pull up your skivvies, WHAMMO! Five or six drops of urine soak the front.

    I haven’t resorted to panty liners like some cats do yet but man it bugs me more than just about everything else about being old.

    Hair re-routing from the back of my head and now growing out of my ears is pretty annoying too.

    Dad: "No how many times I shake my peg, three drops are bound to fall on my leg."

    I thought that was a funny rhyme as a kid...not so funny now that I know those days are soon ahead.

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    It's like my Wolf...I walk around naked after a piss,marking my territory..

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    Quote Originally Posted by zionoir626 View Post
    It's like my Wolf...I walk around naked after a piss,marking my territory..
    I tried to blame it on our 18 year old dog. But my wife does my laundry and the dog doesn’t piss on or near the toilet so the jig was up on that excuse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zionoir626 View Post
    It's like my Wolf...I walk around naked after a piss,marking my territory..
    In case you miss it in the other thread...


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    Right now I'm eating breakfast at Cracker Barrel and my waitress is smoking F-ing hot...maybe 22..blonde..kicking body..
    Should I play the C card..Maybe her mom looks the same..

    I might be old But I'm not dead..

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    Man her ass is like cardio...my heart is pounding..

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    Quote Originally Posted by zionoir626 View Post
    Right now I'm eating breakfast at Cracker Barrel and my waitress is smoking F-ing hot...maybe 22..blonde..kicking body..
    Should I play the C card..Maybe her mom looks the same..

    I might be old But I'm not dead..
    I may not be the dirtiest old man ever, but I'm confident I'll be in the top 10.

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    Thinking top 5
    Don't sell yourself so short

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    Quote Originally Posted by zionoir626 View Post
    Thinking top 5
    Don't sell yourself so short
    Thanks, brother. I try to stay humble.

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