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    Hints if You're Not Sure You're OLD

    No.1
    A super hot chick calls you SIR...

    No.2
    If your log is moved to the Vet section...(Mont)

    No.3
    If you have to lie about why you're buying something.. I'm helping my father and that's why I'm getting baby wipes..

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    #3 Wipes...I don't care what anyone thinks about my butt hygiene. I'm gonna use them.

    To add to your list:

    1) AARP sends you mail daily

    2) The waitress tries to give you the senior discount (and you take it because you enjoy saving money)

    3) You no longer find yourself flirting with girls in bars, etc. Instead you're flirting with all the nurses you now see. And you suddenly realize you have a fetish for scrubs and panty lines.

    Nurse: "You have such nice veins!"
    Me: "That's nothing. I got this one you should see."

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    I knew you'd like this topic...

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    4. Something is always hurting.



    Lol already have my AARP card paid for for 10 years.
    Last edited by MindlessWork; 06-09-2021 at 05:39 AM.
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    5. Being more forgetful.
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    6)U need zinc- because it keeps ur back from petering out and ur peter from backing out- 7) u get hurt- STRETCHING! 8) and u get WAY too familiar w/ ur asshole or anus because u get an anal fissure(tear in your asshole) btw- totally agree w/ the hygiene- thinking about just getting the bedae(spelling)- gotta be french- and getting it overwith- just take the old asshole bath- and no Multi u can't stay on it ALL DAY!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hot rod View Post
    6)U need zinc- because it keeps ur back from petering out and ur peter from backing out- 7) u get hurt- STRETCHING! 8) and u get WAY too familiar w/ ur asshole or anus because u get an anal fissure(tear in your asshole) btw- totally agree w/ the hygiene- thinking about just getting the bedae(spelling)- gotta be french- and getting it overwith- just take the old asshole bath- and no Multi u can't stay on it ALL DAY!
    It's not gay as long as there is no penetration. BTW, did I mention how awesome hot tub sex is? Yeahhhh...
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    To add on to the hot chick calling you sir -- I knew I was old when the last police officer that pulled me over for speeding, let me go because I looked like his dad. 25 year-old whippersnappers pulling over my Crown Vic when I got places to go...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clive Mossmoon View Post
    To add on to the hot chick calling you sir -- I knew I was old when the last police officer that pulled me over for speeding, let me go because I looked like his dad. 25 year-old whippersnappers pulling over my Crown Vic when I got places to go...
    Cool story sir!
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    Wipes are a must, clean ass crew all the way.
    Like Mindless said, something (in my case "everything") is always hurting/in pain.
    8 PM is my bed time, even on weekends.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Multislacking View Post
    #3 Wipes...I don't care what anyone thinks about my butt hygiene. I'm gonna use them.

    To add to your list:

    1) AARP sends you mail daily

    2) The waitress tries to give you the senior discount (and you take it because you enjoy saving money)

    3) You no longer find yourself flirting with girls in bars, etc. Instead you're flirting with all the nurses you now see. And you suddenly realize you have a fetish for scrubs and panty lines.

    Nurse: "You have such nice veins!"
    Me: "That's nothing. I got this one you should see."
    Are you sure you not an East Coast dude? Lmao. Wipes don't get a #, when you eat as much as I do, you gotta unload often.
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    When ud rather sleep than party,

    When ud rather stay home than go out

    When things that never hurt suddenly do, , it hurts to get up, things suddenly crackle and pop ...

    U sit on ur balls too often

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    When my balls hang lower and keep growing and my peter gets shorter and almost looks uncircumcised! But my guns are more magnificent then most 20 somethings. Hahaaa. I love aging!!

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