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    Quote Originally Posted by ReadyOnDeck View Post
    Cutting the fucking grass is therapeutic as shit AND I with headphones SHE can't bitch! More acres, the merrier! [/QUOTE
    You really know your old when you trade up to a riding mower because pushing is too exhausting
    I cannot dispute that; before the last 5 years I've lived in urban ass ghettos in the NE and southern SE.. I got yelled at my my friend's Grandma bc she literally just raked the sand (grass is nonexistent. Lol.

    I just got my first place that requires gardening instead of Glocking. I will dispute the need for a riding mower based on age. I don't care if I was 20, mowing 5 acres is exhausting AF. So I bought a ZTR and it's literally one of the most calming thing I do.

    Side note- wireless or Bluetooth headphone required just to pretend you cant hear. 3M makes a decent pair.

    I was 10 when I starting pushing the old orange, but that quickly diminished bc it SUCKS
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    When you're walking out with the new chick at work and she mentions 10 times in 5 minutes where she lives and that her husband is never home...and it doesn't occur to you that she might be fishin' for a dickin'. You might be getting old.

    (Not that I would do that...again.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Multislacking View Post
    When you're walking out with the new chick at work and she mentions 10 times in 5 minutes where she lives and that her husband is never home...and it doesn't occur to you that she might be fishin' for a dickin'. You might be getting old.

    (Not that I would do that...again.)
    We need a photo of said “new chick” obviously for research purposes

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    Quote Originally Posted by HFO3 View Post
    We need a photo of said “new chick” obviously for research purposes
    He's abreast forgotten who it was..!

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    Already...damn Auto-correct

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    Quote Originally Posted by HFO3 View Post
    We need a photo of said “new chick” obviously for research purposes
    Lol...nothing to write home about, but she's "friendly". There's something to be said for a nice smile and a friendly personality.

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    If your dick still works, that's a good thing!
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    It works but at what cost..pills..pump..re-bar tied to it..Asian porn..
    Where do you draw the line..?

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    Quote Originally Posted by zionoir626 View Post
    It works but at what cost..pills..pump..re-bar tied to it..Asian porn..
    Where do you draw the line..?

    What line?

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    Sorry...
    That's right... you're older

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