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    Quote Originally Posted by Multislacking View Post
    In case you miss it in the other thread...

    I would totally fuck that bitch ,girl would get it too

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    When you have to take a pill to piss and another to stop pissing...

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    Quote Originally Posted by zionoir626 View Post
    When you have to take a pill to piss and another to stop pissing...
    when u get invited to ur 40th year high school reunion- fuuuuck- I'm old- on kinda a weird date 9/11/21- if I'm not mistaken, that's a pretty important anniversary. 20 yrs since that shit happened and still pisses me off when I think about it- fuckin ragheads

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    when you are at the store and the kid asks you if you qualift for Senior discount..age 50 or 55 usually,,,And they are correct makes it worse..

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    You guys are scaring the shit out of me. I gotta find that fountain of youth before I turn 40. Lol

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    When your teenage daughters tell you to take it easy or you’ll hurt your knees again…

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    When you get to the pen they are calling you youngster and by the time you leave you are an old timer.
    Or when a hot student on campus sitting next to you tells her friend check out that dad bod. What the fuck is a dad bod?

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    I kinda alike being referred to as the hot grandpa, it sure doesn’t happen enough but I’ll take it!

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    When you are talked about in the women's senior classes..and then... approached..

    Yeah.. it's Official

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    When a friend wants to hook you up with a 70 year old woman

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    1. You receive parenting magazine every month.

    2. You are excited to cut the grass.

    3. When you go to bed at 7:30pm

    I could keep going lmao.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stephenkelly View Post
    1. You receive AARP magazine every month.

    2. You hired the neighbor kid or local lawn service to cut the grass.

    3. When you go to bed at 7:30pm, wake up every two hours, and finally get up at 3:30am.

    I could keep going lmao.

    Fixed it for ya.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Multislacking View Post
    Fixed it for ya.
    Thanks not sure why because thats the title of the magazine ive never opened it once. Dont even know why I get it. Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by stephenkelly View Post
    Thanks not sure why because thats the title of the magazine ive never opened it once. Dont even know why I get it. Lol
    Pretty sure there is a "grandparenting" version.

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    If so..
    I vote you get the 1st edition

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