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    Quote Originally Posted by Multislacking View Post
    Pretty sure there is a "grandparenting" version.
    Lmao also to add to the list

    When you say hold on i need my reading glasses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stephenkelly View Post
    Lmao also to add to the list

    When you say hold on i need my reading glasses.
    damn, just started doing this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by REHH View Post
    Funny stuff....
    Not Really..

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    Quote Originally Posted by CoachCabo View Post
    The post piss dribble thing drives me crazy. I think it started in my 40s to a lesser degree. Shake it, squeeze it, run your finger from under your ballsack up to the head to get out every drop. Then as soon as you pull up your skivvies, WHAMMO! Five or six drops of urine soak the front.

    Wait - you mean it gets worse after the "started in my 40s to a lesser degree?" ??? Dammit.

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    Woman at the beach this summer stopped me, "You have a really great physique . . .









    . . . for your age."




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    Quote Originally Posted by malfeasance View Post
    Woman at the beach this summer stopped me, "You have a really great physique . . .









    . . . for your age."



    BrO.... gotta tell ya this story kayaking with my wife...


    we take out at another river entrance point (just another eagle viewing event) and Iím pulling the kayaks up the hill a little, maybe 6 year old kid, asks me if my wife is my granddaughter. Tripped me out. Seriously.... skip past Ďmy childí right to my granddaughter.

    some of us age better than others. Youíre cursed with my curse bro. Hair.


    but Iím only mid thirties. Wake up wondering what kinda hell mid 40ís brings. Lol

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    Cutting the fucking grass is therapeutic as shit AND I with headphones SHE can't bitch! More acres, the merrier!
    Ready On Deck

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    You might be old if your wife is embarrassed because you wear compression socks with your shorts. But you don't care.

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    When I misplace my reading glasses..I need glasses to find them..

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    Quote Originally Posted by zionoir626 View Post
    When I misplace my reading glasses..I need glasses to find them..
    Worse is when you're leaving the house and think "oh shit, I need my glasses" and it takes you a bit to realize you're wearing them.

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    [QUOTE=ReadyOnDeck;1902659]Cutting the fucking grass is therapeutic as shit AND I with headphones SHE can't bitch! More acres, the merrier! [/QUOTE
    You really know your old when you trade up to a riding mower because pushing is too exhausting

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    Quote Originally Posted by zionoir626 View Post
    When I misplace my reading glasses..I need glasses to find them..
    I just got a new pair of prescription reading glasses as needed a stronger prescription as my eyes are on the slow decline...
    Show me

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    I know..I used to have 20/10 vision..

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    Quote Originally Posted by zionoir626 View Post
    I know..I used to have 20/10 vision..
    Damn. I was only 20/15, but still am. Thank God
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