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Hints if You're Not Sure You're OLD

Get Shredded!
Cutting the fucking grass is therapeutic as shit AND I with headphones SHE can't bitch! More acres, the merrier! [/QUOTE
You really know your old when you trade up to a riding mower because pushing is too exhausting

I cannot dispute that; before the last 5 years I've lived in urban ass ghettos in the NE and southern SE.. I got yelled at my my friend's Grandma bc she literally just raked the sand (grass is nonexistent. Lol.

I just got my first place that requires gardening instead of Glocking. I will dispute the need for a riding mower based on age. I don't care if I was 20, mowing 5 acres is exhausting AF. So I bought a ZTR and it's literally one of the most calming thing I do.

Side note- wireless or Bluetooth headphone required just to pretend you cant hear. 3M makes a decent pair.

I was 10 when I starting pushing the old orange, but that quickly diminished bc it SUCKS
 
When you're walking out with the new chick at work and she mentions 10 times in 5 minutes where she lives and that her husband is never home...and it doesn't occur to you that she might be fishin' for a dickin'. You might be getting old. :banghead:

(Not that I would do that...again.)
 
When you're walking out with the new chick at work and she mentions 10 times in 5 minutes where she lives and that her husband is never home...and it doesn't occur to you that she might be fishin' for a dickin'. You might be getting old. :banghead:

(Not that I would do that...again.)

We need a photo of said “new chick” obviously for research purposes
 
We need a photo of said “new chick” obviously for research purposes

He's abreast forgotten who it was..!

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Already...damn Auto-correct
 
If your dick still works, that's a good thing!
 
It works but at what cost..pills..pump..re-bar tied to it..Asian porn..
Where do you draw the line..?
 
How about when you finish pissing..so you think..but you dick hasn't finished..
 
Or it feels like you came..the shot in the back and that Sly face look..but

Nothing comes out..
 
The waitress has to remind you what you're drinking..everytime you order another..
 
You might be old if you find yourself worrying about the birds outside when the winter weather turns bad. I may or may not have put some old bread outside for them...

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You might be old if you find yourself worrying about the birds outside when the winter weather turns bad. I may or may not have put some old bread outside for them...

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What if it cats and you spend over 300 bucks on a cat house and heating pad lol oh and a heated water bowl 🐱
 
What if it cats and you spend over 300 bucks on a cat house and heating pad lol oh and a heated water bowl 

I'd say you're married (or have a full time woman) and that was probably 90% her idea. :funny:

j/k There's been cats around my whole life, but I've only had two that were worth a flip. The rest of them were assholes.
 
Lol 😆^^ it was the wife's idea. The cat lady next door passed away and they wound up on my porch. I kinda have a soft spot.
 
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Lol ^^ it was the wife's idea. The cat lady next door passed away and they wound up on my porch. I kinda have a soft spot.

I understand. I can't tell you how many "orphaned" varmints we've ended up with over the years.
 
Grandson is in charge of my cardio now. This morning's routine started with band, followed by marching band, which became "chase" band...followed by "interpretive dance" band.
 

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Hahaha that's pretty funny, Slacker!
 
Grandson is in charge of my cardio now. This morning's routine started with band, followed by marching band, which became "chase" band...followed by "interpretive dance" band.

how true is this! I keep trying to finish my coffee before it’s gets to cold. Wish I had half of there energy!
 
how true is this! I keep trying to finish my coffee before it’s gets to cold. Wish I had half of there energy!
lmao...the words I said to him just before the morning cardio: "Hang on buddy, let grandpa get another cup of coffee started and I'll be right there." It was the perfect temp by the time we got done.
 
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