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So what's your circus act ?

I can tell you when it's going to rain or that Joe Biden and China cheated the Elections from a recent surgery💪💪💪
 
AMA rider said:
Everyone I've met has some kinda circus act they can do.

Muscle ups

Crack walnuts with their fingers

Stand an egg on end

Drinking game

So what's yours ?
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Pull my finger...


I used to tear phone books in half, but now that they're a collector's item all the old people are hanging on to them.
I can annoy the shit out of a woman. At least one of them.
I put the "fun" back in funeral.
I'm above average at eating pussy.
I have a smart ass answer for everything.
I could go on and on, but I'm super humble.
 
Multislacking said:
Pull my finger...


I used to tear phone books in half, but now that they're a collector's item all the old people are hanging on to them.
I can annoy the shit out of a woman. At least one of them.
I put the "fun" back in funeral.
I'm above average at eating pussy.
I have a smart ass answer for everything.
I could go on and on, but I'm super humble.
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And posting awesome porn . Don't forget that ?
 
I can (or could) pick up a dime with a fork lift.

I can also pound 6 16oz white claws in under 7 minutes.

I used to out funnel vodka everyone at the underage drinking parties.


I pretty much suck at everything else lol
 
I suck at eating Pussy. I get weirded out when their legs start to tighten up and I can’t breath.

I can make a chic squirt though with just my Dick. 💪🍆💦🍆

I can also put one hand on top of the other and still have an inch of cock hanging out. Lol


Multislacking said:
Pull my finger...


I used to tear phone books in half, but now that they're a collector's item all the old people are hanging on to them.
I can annoy the shit out of a woman. At least one of them.
I put the "fun" back in funeral.
I'm above average at eating pussy.
I have a smart ass answer for everything.
I could go on and on, but I'm super humble.
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AR-15 said:
I suck at eating Pussy. I get weirded out when their legs start to tighten up and I can’t breath.
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Give the clit a little nibble. Not enough to hurt, but it will be enough they will change position. Maybe even buck you a little bit.
 
Lol Advice definitely appreciated. I went down on this one chic that was super built and super strong. She closed her thighs around my head like a vise grip and pulled my face into her pussy so tight I literally couldn’t breath. The whole time she was telling me to suck her clit. Fuck I did for a minute but after like two or three I was tapping out like a total Pussy. I could just see the headlines, “Man suffocates inside woman’s Vagina” lol


Multislacking said:
Give the clit a little nibble. Not enough to hurt, but it will be enough they will change position. Maybe even buck you a little bit.
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AR-15 said:
Lol Advice definitely appreciated. I went down on this one chic that was super built and super strong. She closed her thighs around my head like a vise grip and pulled my face into her pussy so tight I literally couldn’t breath. The whole time she was telling me to suck her clit. Fuck I did for a minute but after like two or three I was tapping out like a total Pussy. I could just see the headlines, “Man suffocates inside woman’s Vagina” lol
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Yeah, I like when they grab my head and show some appreciation, but the vise clamp is no bueno.
 
Milford King said:
I can (or could) pick up a dime with a fork lift.

I can also pound 6 16oz white claws in under 7 minutes.

I used to out funnel vodka everyone at the underage drinking parties.


I pretty much suck at everything else lol
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Bet I can drink 5 beers faster than you can drink 5 shots ?
 
Get Shredded!
AR-15 said:
I suck at eating Pussy. I get weirded out when their legs start to tighten up and I can’t breath.

I can make a chic squirt though with just my Dick. 

I can also put one hand on top of the other and still have an inch of cock hanging out. Lol
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Hahaha, female ejaculation is real, and it's not piss. Good call AR !

Splay your fingers as far apart as you can. My cawk goes from thumb to pinky. Hahaha

:boobs:
 
It’s mostly piss.... not complaining. Makes me feel like the man when the waterworks come into play.


also.... put an ice cube in your mouth next time you decide to lick some pussy. Your wife will appreciate it.
 
AR-15 said:
Lol Advice definitely appreciated. I went down on this one chic that was super built and super strong. She closed her thighs around my head like a vise grip and pulled my face into her pussy so tight I literally couldn’t breath. The whole time she was telling me to suck her clit. Fuck I did for a minute but after like two or three I was tapping out like a total Pussy. I could just see the headlines, “Man suffocates inside woman’s Vagina” lol
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Saw this today. Seemed fitting.
 

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reddog309 said:
also bring your hand up to that little mound and push upward, you can't smell the flower if you don't open it...:coffee:
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Alll righty then... This is where I check out of this filth. You guys are fucking gross.
::sidenote::
How do u guys eat that thing when it has no hair?
Whats the attraction? A hairy one yeah.. I might even do it.. But I dunno about that bald eagle thingy.. Or whatever u guys call it.
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