Figured you'd like this- After about a fucking solid 2 hours of fuckin drinking milk upside down backwards thru a fuckin straw while standing on my head(man- the shit people tell u to do is unbelievable) the wifey was reading shit off the ole interweb and FINALLY got to a REAL sounding cure(no comment from u Killy) The old anal massage- apply a GENEROUS(her words now) amount of petrolium jelly or ur favorite lubricant- to the old pucker(wait- forgot a very important step- apply latex gloves) and massage in a very subtle slow circular motion until the hiccups subside- seriously. I told her to have @ it and I'll SURELY forget I ever even had the fuckin hiccups! true story- it's there. in other words- i'm GONNA have them again tonight! (don't do it Killy)-lol