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Not even close. The Prostitute.
Pilot will not be there much
Nurse. Most stable and home enough to keep tabs on the property.
OMGOSH Kill, I didn't say it, and wouldn't say it, but because you asked. The prostitute, and drug dealer are black. The pilot, and nurse are white. Oh, and the cop is black. In over 25 years I have rented to everyone, and the prostitute was the best, not fussy or needy, never bothered me in any way, and always had that CASH. !!!I was almost SURE one of the options was gonna be "a nigger" .
Whats the fuck is wrong with u?
This is a serious question ur asking??
Why the hell would u NOT rent to the cop??
That's a no brainer.
What about the cop you might think ? NO, they are weird as shit house rats. They softly threat in you on every little thing, getting the better of you on every turn. To the point of being illegal, but hey, their a cop and can do anything they want, or just believe they can ?
I could definitely see some taking advantage of their power but there are also exceptions to the rules sometimes, For example I have drug dealers in one of my nicer properties and they are PHENOMENAL.
Believe it or not, the drug dealer was really good to. Never asked for a thing. Kept the traffic to zero. Laid low so much he wouldn't even let the bug spray guy in. His money was gold, he'll he would pay extra to go month to month at the end of his lease ?
That's awesome, I encourage my clients to bug me about things that happen just my personal preference but they still never bug me cause they never break anything. I actually wrote up 3 separate documents giving them my consent to ignore certain aspects of the lease because of ho0w good they are haha. One thing I will never do again though is rent to someone who relies explicitly on public assistance to pay their rent, worst mistake.
Oh yeah, I hear you. I have a food stamp tramp who calls me to plunge her poop when she backs the toilet up. Then I have to hear how unfair it is that she lost WIC when her boy just turned 18. She's gone next month , thank God ...
\I had a nurse once who would make margaritas every day and throw the lime rinds down the sink. Clogging the pipes n burning up garbage disposals.
I was almost SURE one of the options was gonna be "a nigger" .
Silly man that is never an optionI was almost SURE one of the options was gonna be "a nigger" .
Renting to niggas is fine, it's the gay niggas you got be careful of....
They will eventually try and exchange rent money for ass because they believe their ass is gold. Worse than slutty females, I tell ya!!!
- A prostitute
- A airplane pilot
- A drug dealer
- Or a nurse
- A cop
These seem to be my choices ?
How did you know he was a drug dealer? Did he actually list 'drug dealer' as occupation on the rental application?Believe it or not, the drug dealer was really good to. Never asked for a thing. Kept the traffic to zero. Laid low so much he wouldn't even let the bug spray guy in. His money was gold, he'll he would pay extra to go month to month at the end of his lease ?
Pilot. Prob dependable and never there to fuck it up- A prostitute
- A airplane pilot
- A drug dealer
- Or a nurse
- A cop
These seem to be my choices ?
The ' they think their ass is gold' part sounds like something a gay guy would say.
(and I'm serious)
Yeah I was thinking the same thing. The cop would be my first choice. I know several personally and they’re all decent and reliable people who are cleanWhats the fuck is wrong with u?
This is a serious question ur asking??
Why the hell would u NOT rent to the cop??
That's a no brainer.
How did you know he was a drug dealer? Did he actually list 'drug dealer' as occupation on the rental application?
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