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    You know your getting old when

    Your wife gets you a nose hair trimmer for Easter. Lol

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    No more yank and cry? Haha
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    You know you getting old when you get a heating pad for easter...
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    I got raped twice and now have a salonpas patch. Itís true what they say about girls in their 40ís.
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    you guys get gifts on easter? I got egg salad
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    Quote Originally Posted by heckler7 View Post
    you guys get gifts on easter? I got egg salad
    Deviled eggs for me this year!
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    Quote Originally Posted by heckler7 View Post
    you guys get gifts on easter? I got egg salad
    im going to offer some wiener later, hopefully she will want it lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by Catman2020 View Post
    im going to offer some wiener later, hopefully she will want it lol


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    Last year she dressed up in nothing but bunny ears and let me put it all the way in her ass. This year nose trimmers so yeah Iím feeling kinda old today.

    Im blaming it on the round ice cube guy though. Lol


    Quote Originally Posted by heckler7 View Post
    you guys get gifts on easter? I got egg salad

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    Iíve had a groomer since I was 13! Lol. The real way to know is when you are taking about life insurance and What is The best city to Retire!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Lathe Crasher View Post
    I got raped twice and now have a salonpas patch. Itís true what they say about girls in their 40ís.
    My wife is 44, if they say girls in their 40's fuck like whores, it's true

    I didn't choose the swolle life, the swolle life chose me~Wesley Swolle

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    Oh PLEASE PLEASE say itís true!!!


    Quote Originally Posted by wesley_swolle View Post
    My wife is 44, if they say girls in their 40's fuck like whores, it's true

    I didn't choose the swolle life, the swolle life chose me~Wesley Swolle

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    Quote Originally Posted by AR-15 View Post
    Oh PLEASE PLEASE say itís true!!!
    Itís not true, believe me. They do that in their thirties.

    And what I got for Easter was hard time from my 40 something year old wife.

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    Quote Originally Posted by heckler7 View Post
    you guys get gifts on easter? I got egg salad
    Lol I was like 13 and my dad was like ďMatt, weíre not doing gifts for Easter any more. Itís for little kids.Ē.

    That tradition is still very much alive in my house. My kids get gifts and me and the wife donít exchange shit.

    Iím a holiday Scrooge all round to be honest. No gifts ever, not birthdays, not Christmas, never. I buy what I want, she buys what she wants.

    The kids get presents.


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    Fucking figures.


    Quote Originally Posted by Seymour Butts View Post
    Itís not true, believe me. They do that in their thirties.

    And what I got for Easter was hard time from my 40 something year old wife.

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