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    Wife can't hang

    Can anyone recommend something I can get the wife to keep up while I'm juicing?
    Holy fuck...blue balls for days.

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    Right hand always keeps up with me.

    How old is the wife? Maybe time for a little test cream. She can probably get her gyno to prescribe it with no fuss if she's 40+.

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    A house maid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milford King View Post
    A house maid.
    What the fuck is it about some other woman cleaning your house that makes her hotter? It legit bumps the 1-10 scale by at least a notch...maybe two. Fours suddenly become sixes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Multislacking View Post
    What the fuck is it about some other woman cleaning your house that makes her hotter? It legit bumps the 1-10 scale by at least a notch...maybe two. Fours suddenly become sixes.
    Haha I’d like to hear Schwarzenegger’s take on it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milford King View Post
    A house maid.
    I was gonna say a side girlfriend but having a clean house is a bonus

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    Quote Originally Posted by heckler7 View Post
    I was gonna say a side girlfriend but having a clean house is a bonus
    Forget paying for beauties.. We pay for duties lol hooter girls apply within.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stinkfingerdelux View Post
    Forget paying for beauties.. We pay for duties lol hooter girls apply within.
    No fat chicks


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    aint gonna lie my wife is a little thing and after 15 years of marriage big girls are starting to look good

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    Quote Originally Posted by heckler7 View Post
    aint gonna lie my wife is a little thing and after 15 years of marriage big girls are starting to look good
    Grass is always greener....

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    I feel like there is some incoming thicc house maid pics....

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    Quote Originally Posted by heckler7 View Post
    aint gonna lie my wife is a little thing and after 15 years of marriage big girls are starting to look good
    What about a side hustle with one of those thick gym girls???
    Show me

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    Quote Originally Posted by MindlessWork View Post
    What about a side hustle with one of those thick gym girls???
    too much of a faithful dog, but I can dream

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigcatbox View Post
    Can anyone recommend something I can get the wife to keep up while I'm juicing?
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