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    Quote Originally Posted by Milford King View Post
    My wifeís vag (hahaha)


    I have 7 electric guitars and although I rarely play anymore when I do play itís only 2 of them that seem to get any action. I also got a junk drawer full of dumb shit that I never use. And then thereís the power tools. Bought a nice jigsaw for a kitchen sink project, used it for that, and not since.

    collected 100ís of shipping pallets because I used to built wine racks and sell them at the lake.... did that for like two summers but still kept collecting the pallets and havenít built them racks in like 5 years.

    anyone need any shipping pallets? I have amazing bon fires in the summertime lemme tell ya. Pallet pyramid torches seem to reach the stratosphere round here.
    blasphemous you can never have too many guitars

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    Ps4, 5 $200+ rc cars, $300 softball bat(I'd use it if I was allowed to play) that's about it for me

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    I had to get me this aborigine didgeridoo..
    I have watched videos on YouTube and I've tried everything I could to the best of my ability.
    My wife is always supportive of me with everything I do, but not this thing she absolutely hates it. There is not one instance that it sounds like I have improved, at all.
    It is the worst sound ever like I'm killing a goose.
    It now collects dust and ultimately becomes a conversation piece..


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    Quote Originally Posted by Vision View Post
    I had to get me this aborigine didgeridoo..
    I have watched videos on YouTube and I've tried everything I could to the best of my ability.
    My wife is always supportive of me with everything I do, but not this thing she absolutely hates it. There is not one instance that it sounds like I have improved, at all.
    It is the worst sound ever like I'm killing a goose.
    It now collects dust and ultimately becomes a conversation piece..

    is that how you talk to captn

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vision View Post
    I had to get me this aborigine didgeridoo..
    I have watched videos on YouTube and I've tried everything I could to the best of my ability.
    My wife is always supportive of me with everything I do, but not this thing she absolutely hates it. There is not one instance that it sounds like I have improved, at all.
    It is the worst sound ever like I'm killing a goose.
    It now collects dust and ultimately becomes a conversation piece..

    you could at least hit teenagers with it or something. Still could be useful. Just gotta be creative, lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by heckler7 View Post
    is that how you talk to captn
    If he's still around I would definitely summon his sexy ass with this thing...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milford King View Post
    you could at least hit teenagers with it or something. Still could be useful. Just gotta be creative, lol
    In fact I hide it from the wife just for that reason. It's heavier and harder than it looks. She broke my nose with an avocado once and split my elbow open with a picture frame, I know she's not afraid to use this thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vision View Post
    If he's still around I would definitely summon his sexy ass with this thing...
    I seen him lurking on other boards trolling some funny ass posts

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    I was making fun of my wife once when she was pregnant. I was standing down the hall in the living room and she no shit grabbed a wooden rolling pin from the kitchen and threw it perfectly down the hall and smacked my forehead with it dead center.

    in that moment I had conflicting emotions.. I was pissed... yet I was impressed by her accuracy.... and also I was in pain. I left the house for a little while that day but when I returned I asked her if she wanted to enter a dart throwing tournament at the local watering hole. Said we could at least win some cash with her new found talents.

    Donít underestimate a scorned womanís ability. Lol

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    ^ she probably knocked some sense into you, did you finally put the seat down

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    Quote Originally Posted by heckler7 View Post
    ^ she probably knocked some sense into you, did you finally put the seat down
    stopped peeing on the back of the toilet too. She still gets violent sometimes but now I just drag her to the cave and butt fuck her and she calms down a bit. Haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by heckler7 View Post
    ^ she probably knocked some sense into you, did you finally put the seat down
    Well played... I think that is somewhat accurate to what my instance was about, it was something so trivial and she just went ham.
    I'll never forget the time I was laying on the air mattress and she beat me up with this 2-ft buzz lightyear figurine, this thing was seriously heavy and made with some very good material. She was holding it by the feet and I was laying in on my back with my legs bent the exposing my shins, she was striking me on the shin bones each and every single time I cannot begin to tell you how loud I was screaming and she wouldn't stop. Much like Milford said he had conflicting feelings, but there is no way I could stand up and I remember her going in the other room calling her friend on the phone telling her what she did, I heard her eventually say that she felt bad because I was screaming so loud.
    It felt like I was trying to reenact Bloodsport by kicking a bamboo tree, or striking my shin repeatedly on a trailer hitch.
    this buzz lightyear figurine was huge and extremely heavy.
    Of course she says she threw it across the room at me, but that's not what I remember. I was in a ball and there was nothing I could do. Those were the days if I just breathed wrong she hated me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Montego1 View Post
    I had a dream of learning to play guitar so my wife bought me an acoustic a few years back.

    I tried for a few months watching YouTube instruction videos and I was just as bad as the first time I picked it up lol. Plus my fingers hurt.

    It wasn't an expensive guitar though so I don't feel too bad
    Quote Originally Posted by HFO3 View Post
    ha, I had the same fantasy/dream lol I sucked so bad and no kidding man the finger pain was surprising lol
    Takes time to build those calluses and blunt the nerves. My fingers would bleed from practicing 8-10 hours a day when I started.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milford King View Post
    I was making fun of my wife once when she was pregnant. I was standing down the hall in the living room and she no shit grabbed a wooden rolling pin from the kitchen and threw it perfectly down the hall and smacked my forehead with it dead center.

    in that moment I had conflicting emotions.. I was pissed... yet I was impressed by her accuracy.... and also I was in pain. I left the house for a little while that day but when I returned I asked her if she wanted to enter a dart throwing tournament at the local watering hole. Said we could at least win some cash with her new found talents.

    Donít underestimate a scorned womanís ability. Lol
    Damn I was married to a hot headed Latina for 20 very difficult years and the closet she got to being physical was in extreme anger, almost throw a remote at me. I deserved far worse , never even cursed at me and I was off the hook for so long
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    That accuracy with the rolling pin was impressive 😂
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