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Well I think that threesomes are technically cheating, but I’m not judging. What ever makes you happy is no none of my business. Congrats on being married that long, I did it for 23 years myself and keeping it fresh is tough. I was just giving you a hard time. My wife doesn’t care for sex toys, she says that’s what I’m for.

If there’s one thing I’ve learned about wives over the years is they have control of 50% of the money and 100% control of the pussy! 🤣

Yeah if both are involved I dunno how thats cheating. But hey whatever works for each relationship is all good with me. My wife couldn't tell you how much money we have. How much 401k how much savings debt ect. She spends maybe 10.00 per week. So yeah you're right every relationship is different.
 
yeah.... it’s just difficult to focus enough to have that conversation about her day and listen to her without offering advice or possible solutions... because when they start accusing you of mansplaining you know them panties aren’t coming off..

gotta work on being more romantic and sweet.

I suck at husbandry

We all do. No *man* wants to do all that just to get that cookie. That's the one advantage to being married this long. You can have that simple "wanna fuck?" quick conversation and make an immediate decision. Open communication really is a good thing.
 
If they do it right they have 100% control of both pussy and money. Lol

but holy hell.... first time I’ve agreed with you in years.

we are breaking new ground Tommy....

my wife is asexual I think.... lol


been married 13 years.... lucky 13 yikes 😬

Man does she have snowed . The 2 things that don't ever have a home is pussy and money lol
 
We all do. No *man* wants to do all that just to get that cookie. That's the one advantage to being married this long. You can have that simple "wanna fuck?" quick conversation and make an immediate decision. Open communication really is a good thing.
It’s really not that hard or complicated. As discussed in another thread, there’s a book call The Five Love Languages along with a quiz to determine what your love language is. Long story short, my wife’s love language is acts of service; meaning she feels loved when people do things for her. Mine is physical touch. I feel loved when there is physical touch, even if it’s just her running fingers through my hair or rubbing my back. She once wanted this dead tree in front of house removed so she could plant some flowers. I procrastinated for a while but one day got off work early and came home and dug it out. When she got home and saw me dragging it away, the first thing she said to me was, “I’m sucking your dick tonight!” Moral of the story: find out what her love language is and do those things and you’ll soon control a higher percentage of that pussy!
 
It’s really not that hard or complicated. As discussed in another thread, there’s a book call The Five Love Languages along with a quiz to determine what your love language is. Long story short, my wife’s love language is acts of service; meaning she feels loved when people do things for her. Mine is physical touch. I feel loved when there is physical touch, even if it’s just her running fingers through my hair or rubbing my back. She once wanted this dead tree in front of house removed so she could plant some flowers. I procrastinated for a while but one day got off work early and came home and dug it out. When she got home and saw me dragging it away, the first thing she said to me was, “I’m sucking your dick tonight!” Moral of the story: find out what her love language is and do those things and you’ll soon control a higher percentage of that pussy!

Lol...I already said I just didn't want to work that much harder. :nope: Listening attentively is hard damn work for me!

I'm mainly joking, but most women will respond when you're willing to turn off the tv and listen to them. Just listen. Shutting up is the #1 thing a man can do to get in her pants. As MK already pointed out...don't try to fix her problem, explain why the world works the way it does, or anything else. If she's having issues with another person, at work, etc...don't fix. Just listen. IF...and only IF....she asks for advice do you offer it. Believe me...this is easier said than done. As men, we see problems and solutions. Women see emotions and feelings. Letting her tell you how she feels is more important than trying to fix her problem.
 
We use a good bit of toys if you can get them with a warming thing on it that's a big plus and our favorite is this thing we call the shrimp not it's name lol but it's like a small c shape goes in and hits the g spot and the clit and you can still go in with it on and any plug also I never considered the sucking toys because I do enough of that myself but I think this is a great thread I mean everyone on here should be a perv right to me that's the best part of gear lol

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Nothing has made my wife squirm as much as a magic wand. That being said she’s not into toys too much. Whenever I get one she’ll roll her eyes but still oblige me and let me use it on her but she doesn’t like to operate any herself. She’s totally content with my cock and/or tongue getting her off.
 
Nothing has made my wife squirm as much as a magic wand. That being said she’s not into toys too much. Whenever I get one she’ll roll her eyes but still oblige me and let me use it on her but she doesn’t like to operate any herself. She’s totally content with my cock and/or tongue getting her off.
Man my wife doesn't like the wand I guess it's way to strong for her I was kinda disappointed everyone says there great

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We use a good bit of toys if you can get them with a warming thing on it that's a big plus and our favorite is this thing we call the shrimp not it's name lol but it's like a small c shape goes in and hits the g spot and the clit and you can still go in with it on and any plug also I never considered the sucking toys because I do enough of that myself but I think this is a great thread I mean everyone on here should be a perv right to me that's the best part of gear lol

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Thats the best part and the worst part about gear! I say worse because I’m horny all the time and want to fuck my wife every day multiple times but it’s just not reciprocated. We in our 40s and she doesn’t want it that often. If she’s not into it she’ll lay there and let me fuck her but still it’s not the same as when she’s horny too. I end up making the bald man cry by myself.

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Man my wife doesn't like the wand I guess it's way to strong for her I was kinda disappointed everyone says there great

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Gotta use the low setting for sure! At least first few times.
 
Get the clit sucker. They love it

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I never really got into sex toys.
The best thing I can remember is shoving a huge cucumber in a chic when I was younger and eating her out until she came and was crying on pain...

Or another time I walked into a bathroom while a woman room mate was using this thing I called the cactus. It was purple and had a flicker type deal on her clit a spinning bumpy thing in her cunt and a little nub thumper in her ass hole.
Now I had already been fucking her as well as other friends who where living there. She was a community hoe.
But she was pissed off that I caught her.
I asked if I could join and help her succeed but she was really embarrassed..

Other them that I can eat the hell out a pussy and taint. And I got a pretty good sized cock so I never got into sex toys.
I have had woman in the past that had dildos but they were always little robs they used just to get off with.

If I got a sex toy I would just want something massive to see that look on her face when I rammed it 12 inches in lmaoSecondhandEveryKestrel-max-1mb.gif

Eat, pound, sleep...
 
We all do. No *man* wants to do all that just to get that cookie. That's the one advantage to being married this long. You can have that simple "wanna fuck?" quick conversation and make an immediate decision. Open communication really is a good thing.
I agree..
Sounds kinda cuckish to get that involved.
 
Thats the best part and the worst part about gear! I say worse because I’m horny all the time and want to fuck my wife every day multiple times but it’s just not reciprocated. We in our 40s and she doesn’t want it that often. If she’s not into it she’ll lay there and let me fuck her but still it’s not the same as when she’s horny too. I end up making the bald man cry by myself.

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Gotta use the low setting for sure! At least first few times.
I'll have to look at it again and see if I was using high or low and my wife is a bit younger then me thank god but she doesn't like it as much as me either but once I get her started she's gtg I've been thinking about trying that pt 141 to see if it really works she said she would like to try it I just haven't pulled the trigger yet

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Man I typed in sex toy gif on Google lmao
These bitches crazy
I couldn't imagine ramming that thing in a vagina!!!!
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Eat, pound, sleep...
 
Man I typed in sex toy gif on Google lmao
These bitches crazy
I couldn't imagine ramming that thing in a vagina!!!!
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Eat, pound, sleep...

Look at her face!! Holding her breath in pain! Omg

Max
 
And that’s in her butt..... imagine what the other hole could do. Yikes 😬
 
And that’s in her butt..... imagine what the other hole could do. Yikes
I seen a interview with a porn star I don't know there names but she had said that she could take the biggest man in the ass but not the cat without taking over a week off she said there all different some girls do it with no issue and some don't and that she wished her cat was I guess bigger or just able to take bigger

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That’s a HO! The ass opens up unlike the pussy, once it becomes a gaping hole, that’s just how it is ... the pussy retracts back to normal

Ass play isn’t all it “cracked” up to be

Don’t ask me how I know


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That’s a HO! The ass opens up unlike the pussy, once it becomes a gaping hole, that’s just how it is ... the pussy retracts back to normal

Ass play isn’t all it “cracked” up to be

Don’t ask me how I know


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She drops turds walking down Santa Monica Blvd

Eat, pound, sleep...
 
That’s a HO! The ass opens up unlike the pussy, once it becomes a gaping hole, that’s just how it is ... the pussy retracts back to normal

Ass play isn’t all it “cracked” up to be

Don’t ask me how I know


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Yeah a prolapsed rectum isn’t something you wanna see on your old lady
 
So..... remember that. You’re gonna need that starfish (as well as your victim) to work when you get older. Let’s all start caring about each other .... #stopbuttfuckintranniestoday!
 
She drops turds walking down Santa Monica Blvd

Eat, pound, sleep...

It is a dump now, when I was a kid, 3rd street promenade was the place to go; Century City Movie Theater you would run into famous people. It looks worse than Venice Beach now.
Lame!

Max
When old people have impacted bowel(literal old shit stuck blocking; they put their arm up their literally. Sick Ass Job - literally. Shadowed and walked outta that procedure.
Once I saw her elbow deep; I had do bolt! GI is not a specialty I would pick! GD Colonoscope is like 3 1/2 yards long. Guess the term suitcase isn’t a joke! Lol
 
It is a dump now, when I was a kid, 3rd street promenade was the place to go; Century City Movie Theater you would run into famous people. It looks worse than Venice Beach now.
Lame!

Max
When old people have impacted bowel(literal old shit stuck blocking; they put their arm up their literally. Sick Ass Job - literally. Shadowed and walked outta that procedure.
Once I saw her elbow deep; I had do bolt! GI is not a specialty I would pick! GD Colonoscope is like 3 1/2 yards long. Guess the term suitcase isn’t a joke! Lol

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Hey that flower toy is still the shit. I might as well throw the rest away. When I hit that ass and she gets the flower going its intense. She be shaking and stops breathing for a good min.

I have to ask her if she's OK haha. She's like yeah don't stop lol.

I'm highly suggesting this shit. Buy it for V day and see whats up. I know some guys don't like their girls to use a toy, like my gym bro won't let his wife have one. But trust me she has something she uses when your not home anyway haha. Might as well use it together.

My girl wasn't so hot about anal before this toy and now its like she's begging for it.
 
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