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Trump Losing by a Ton in Early Counts
By Kilsong and BeastMode
Special NY Times Gay Correspondent and Black Correspondent
Washington - According to an unnamed source, Donald Trump is already losing the election and will lose in a landslide once all ballots are counted. The real story is what happens on steroid forums like AnabolicSteroidForums.com.
"If Trump loses I am gonna get hammered and stick a butt plug up my ass," said ASF's Admin. "Then I'm gonna crane kick as many motherfuckers as possible. I don't know what will happen to the forum because I will not give a fuck."
Admin's sentiments appear to be shared by many ASF members. "The only assholes that wont vote for Trump on this forum are either delusional faggots or even more delusional darkies," said HFO3.
"Im telling you right now whether or not Trump wins, this is a conspiracy," said Wesley Inman. Inman also stated he hoped Admin would keep his shit together and keep the forum running.
Some forum members said they really did not care. "I don't really give a fuck about politics or this forum", said billionaire Lifter6973. "As long as I can continue being a fat know it all and whack off whenever I feel like it, that is all that matters."
Along those lines, forum member Multislacker said, "I just want to be able to post and see tig ol bitties. That's it." Another member named MilfKing called for violence. "Get your guns and kill all the motherfuckers," MilfKing stated.
So it appears ASF will likely survive no matter the outcome of the election but we must wait and see. Grab your guns.
By Kilsong and BeastMode
Special NY Times Gay Correspondent and Black Correspondent
Washington - According to an unnamed source, Donald Trump is already losing the election and will lose in a landslide once all ballots are counted. The real story is what happens on steroid forums like AnabolicSteroidForums.com.
"If Trump loses I am gonna get hammered and stick a butt plug up my ass," said ASF's Admin. "Then I'm gonna crane kick as many motherfuckers as possible. I don't know what will happen to the forum because I will not give a fuck."
Admin's sentiments appear to be shared by many ASF members. "The only assholes that wont vote for Trump on this forum are either delusional faggots or even more delusional darkies," said HFO3.
"Im telling you right now whether or not Trump wins, this is a conspiracy," said Wesley Inman. Inman also stated he hoped Admin would keep his shit together and keep the forum running.
Some forum members said they really did not care. "I don't really give a fuck about politics or this forum", said billionaire Lifter6973. "As long as I can continue being a fat know it all and whack off whenever I feel like it, that is all that matters."
Along those lines, forum member Multislacker said, "I just want to be able to post and see tig ol bitties. That's it." Another member named MilfKing called for violence. "Get your guns and kill all the motherfuckers," MilfKing stated.
So it appears ASF will likely survive no matter the outcome of the election but we must wait and see. Grab your guns.