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    My crazy insulin story yesterday

    I take Insulin over the counter from walmart and have now for awhile. I have worked my insulin dosages up into the 150iu to 200iu+ a day range in my quest to get big. I am type 2 diabetic and just below the top end of the range but will not be prescribed anything for it as my doctor says it is in "normal" range, even though I am experiencing most signs of type 2 diabeties.

    Anyhow, I start managing it myself. works great, then I start taking more and abusing the ever living hell out of it.

    Yesterday I made a big mistake. I took my usual 50iu-60iu and then took what I thought was HGH but it was more slin and 100iu of it. So now I have 160iu of Novolin R in my system.

    All I remember after that is waking up staring an EMT in the face bringing me back to life. There were fire people up stairs looking at me on the ground,ambulance people, and 2-3 cops. I had all my morning meds of trenbolone, HGH, Masterone, Test, Slin needles all laying up here on my desk while they were here.

    I asked if I was in trouble in the most innocent way to the cops after my sugar went back. They said why would you be in trouble? (while there is clearly anabolics all up on my desk and needles filled) I looked to my desk and said "because of the steroids there"

    They said, Man!!.... We don`t give a shit about that! All I know is you took insulin and we are glad you are ok.

    So luckily I am alive and luckily I am in no trouble with the cops. Definitley have a change of heart for them.

    Luckily my wife's mom lives right below my room downstairs. She is old and we take good care of her. She ended up calling 911 and she heard me screaming and falling onto the ground and having seizures before passing out.

    Does anyone no where I can get an under the table blood monitor sticker patch or something of that nature that I can have on my body to check my sugars regularly so that I don`t have to prick my finger?

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    Walmart ... 9$ for blood sugar test kit. Or u can spend more on better equipment


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    Blood glucose test kit


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    Ur looking for a CGM device like a Dexcom. https://www.dexcom.com/get-started-cgm/40
    But ur gonna need a script.
    U can prob find it online from other countries.. Who knows what ur gonna pay tho.
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    U r one LUCKY mfer- not only are u lucky to be alive- ur lucky ur not sitting in a jail cell- and btw, I wouldn't tell the cops that in the middle of all ur diabetic paraphernalia, u have steroids-they prob. thought it was all diabetic shit! if i were u, i'd go buy a lottery ticket bro!

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    so your type 2? but doctor wont prescribe you anything? that would make you prediabetic so you need to be extra cautious or you will be actually diabetic one day and all that hard work you put in will disappear. those dxcom setups are like 1k for everything, and pretty hard to get even with a script. I have one and it isnt really fun to wear. my advice is to stop using insulin before you make yourself diabetic or dead. those are crazy high doses

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    Quote Originally Posted by heckler7 View Post
    so your type 2? but doctor wont prescribe you anything? that would make you prediabetic so you need to be extra cautious or you will be actually diabetic one day and all that hard work you put in will disappear. those dxcom setups are like 1k for everything, and pretty hard to get even with a script. I have one and it isnt really fun to wear. my advice is to stop using insulin before you make yourself diabetic or dead. those are crazy high doses
    Just talked to the owner of my gym as he is type 1.
    He said same thing that it is really hard even to get those if you are diabetic.
    I'm gonna do some digging and try to find one. Thanks.

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    I feel like we're being trolled here.

    If this a totally legit I'm glad your ok man but I would really reconsider this bbing lifestyle with your current health issues and your lack of good judgment.



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    Well at least you didn't do something really crazy like self gyno surgery or something...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Multislacking View Post
    Well at least you didn't do something really crazy like self gyno surgery or something...
    LMAO cant make this stuff up

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    200 iu of slin. Now its a party

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    Quote Originally Posted by Multislacking View Post
    Well at least you didn't do something really crazy like self gyno surgery or something...

    hahahahaha... whew. And the winner of todayís best post goes to (drum roll) ... multislacker.

    you really canít make this up. Some of you guys are nuckin futz in your quest to get swole. Different strokes, different folks I guess. My balls arenít this big and Iím ok with it. Ol skittletits either has zero fear or suicidal tendencies.. Iím unsure... more info needed..

    any more crazy stories bub, we will get you an ASF diagnosis if ya want!

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    SHIIIIIT, mind you, not sure real cops care about roids, unless you are dealing. Cops I know, let lesser shit slide and go after the real criminals. Glad your alive bro

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