Wife is Coming to the Dark Side

[Multislacking]

After only 7 short years (give or take) the wife has finally agreed to give test a shot. And as hard as it was to convince her to try it, it was even easier for her to get it. Doc was totally on board with it. She didn't even have to do bloodwork. And women complain the world isn't equal...lucky them. Doc is even ok with her adjusting how much she uses daily until she gets to a "feels good" dose! WTF is with that? Lucky again! It's topical, so we'll have to wait a bit for it to come in. Have to admit, I'm looking forward to it.

 

[GearGoddess]

After only 7 short years (give or take) the wife has finally agreed to give test a shot. And as hard as it was to convince her to try it, it was even easier for her to get it. Doc was totally on board with it. She didn't even have to do bloodwork. And women complain the world isn't equal...lucky them. Doc is even ok with her adjusting how much she uses daily until she gets to a "feels good" dose! WTF is with that? Lucky again! It's topical, so we'll have to wait a bit for it to come in. Have to admit, I'm looking forward to it.

Which test is she getting and... is she planning subQ or IM?
...BTW dark side is the fun side!!!

 

[ArgonCoagulator]

Nice, that's cool she's open minded enough to give test a shot (no pun intended, but I'll take it). You should be enjoying her improved mood and libido soon!

 

[HPM3TAL]

Congrats. How old is your wife?

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[Multislacking]

Which test is she getting and... is she planning subQ or IM?
...BTW dark side is the fun side!!!

Topical...she's not a fan of needles. Even after I showed her slins.

Congrats. How old is your wife?

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[GYMnTONIC]

My experiences are that it jacks their libido up big time and improves mood so be prepared

Deepening of voice and clitoral enlargement can happen even at low dose, and it doesn't take long either fyi.

So long as she knows what she is getting into.

Id' watch for acne at the application site. I have seen many women break out badly at the site of application, aka shoulders and chest.

 

[gashred777]

My experiences are that it jacks their libido up big time and improves mood so be prepared

Deepening of voice and clitoral enlargement can happen even at low dose, and it doesn't take long either fyi.

So long as she knows what she is getting into.

Id' watch for acne at the application site. I have seen many women break out badly at the site of application, aka shoulders and chest.

^^this

It’s a fine line

Keep a close eye on things and it can be a lot of fun


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[Multislacking]

My experiences are that it jacks their libido up big time and improves mood so be prepared

Deepening of voice and clitoral enlargement can happen even at low dose, and it doesn't take long either fyi.

So long as she knows what she is getting into.

Id' watch for acne at the application site. I have seen many women break out badly at the site of application, aka shoulders and chest.

I was a tad iffy about the doc's recommendation of inner thighs...buuuuuut....maybe, just maybe, it will lessen that acne to some extent?

I will tolerate any sides...even if I have to shave a hairy gorilla at this point and compare pinkies with her. j/k j/k

 

[GearGoddess]

Topical...she's not a fan of needles. Even after I showed her slins.



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Encourage a change in view when it comes to needles. We always associate them with being sick and doctors, in a negative way...we don't inject our veins. Lol
If she ever goes that route, it will be more stable and you should tell her that a slin pin is equivalent to a mosquito's bite... super easy and gradual release.

Start slow, minimal applications in the morning. She should feel it pretty much instantly. As long as she pays attention to her body and how she responds, she'll be ok. If any undesirable sides appear, stop or reduce the dose application. Always apply on dry clean skin to ensure no clogging pores which lead to acne. That's usually too much oil on skin or dirty pores. Never a good situation. Stick to areas with "thin" skin like underside of wrists or forearms, even inner thighs.

 

[Multislacking]

She should feel it pretty much instantly.

Doc said the same thing. That surprised me too. I mean, I've used topical things before and never had an "oh wow" immediate reaction to them. Doc made it sound like caffeine or something...if she gets jittery or agitated, then drop back dose. I'm assuming all this "instant whammo" stuff is female vs male reaction.

 

[GearGoddess]

My experiences are that it jacks their libido up big time and improves mood so be prepared

Deepening of voice and clitoral enlargement can happen even at low dose, and it doesn't take long either fyi.

So long as she knows what she is getting into.

Id' watch for acne at the application site. I have seen many women break out badly at the site of application, aka shoulders and chest.

More sensitive love button isn't a bad thing. Especially if her quality of life isn't at its best. Yes, it can increase in size but if she's in tune with her body, she'll know when to back down the dose application. Having it a little swollen makes incredible positive changes in woman's sex life. It just pops out when you need it enough for you guys to find it! but it goes back. If abused the dosing then yes, it'll be permanent.
As for the voice, that one is easy. The moment she feels a tickle in her throat like she's getting sick, back down the dose or stop for a few days/weeks till it goes away. Once it's raspy, it may not return to normal but it will never get manly unless she's loading up on gear like she's a full time BB.
Her hair will grow faster and she'll shave more, and if she gets an odd hair in unusual places, again... stop or reduce the dose till it goes back to normal.
Her period won't happen but she'll still experience the symptoms for it a week prior. Just nothing happens. If she's post menopausal then she should be smooth sailing in that department, feeling energized, level headed, happy and horny. Her moods may change quicker till her hormones regulate. So be aware. Could be easily irritated in the first few weeks of using it. But tough it out and as long as she recognizes it, it will too level off.
She'll feel more energy, strength, muscle recovery, well rested, younger feeling... etc... that are more positives than the very few bad sides for a woman to incorporate test in her life. Totally worth it in all stages.

 

[GearGoddess]

Doc said the same thing. That surprised me too. I mean, I've used topical things before and never had an "oh wow" immediate reaction to them. Doc made it sound like caffeine or something...if she gets jittery or agitated, then drop back dose. I'm assuming all this "instant whammo" stuff is female vs male reaction.

Yes, partially because our natural test levels are so little. You're aiming to go from her (and I'm guessing) low 10's currently to low 100's with the help of the topical. To put it in perspective...woman taking extra estrogen will not be noticed right away but if YOU (a male) took it, it would be instant response.

 

[Multislacking]

Yes, partially because our natural test levels are so little. You're aiming to go from her (and I'm guessing) low 10's currently to low 100's with the help of the topical. To put it in perspective...woman taking extra estrogen will not be noticed right away but if YOU (a male) took it, it would be instant response.

Lol....good point!

 

[GearGoddess]

I was a tad iffy about the doc's recommendation of inner thighs...buuuuuut....maybe, just maybe, it will lessen that acne to some extent?

I will tolerate any sides...even if I have to shave a hairy gorilla at this point and compare pinkies with her. j/k j/k

Hahaha I didnt realize you already posted this as I was typing my recommendation.
Sounds like she has a good doc that seems to understand this quite well.

 

[Multislacking]

SoooOOOOooo....her prescribed dosage is 1.5ml of 1% test cream. Am I correct in my thinking that is about 5mg? (Before losses in bio availability of transdermals)

Also, fuck insurance for not paying for compounded prescriptions. Any recommendations for online pharms? It's been a few years (or more) since I messed with them.

 

[GearGoddess]

SoooOOOOooo....her prescribed dosage is 1.5ml of 1% test cream. Am I correct in my thinking that is about 5mg? (Before losses in bio availability of transdermals)

Also, fuck insurance for not paying for compounded prescriptions. Any recommendations for online pharms? It's been a few years (or more) since I messed with them.

1% test cream is 10mg and she's starting with 1.5 so that's 15mg a day

 

[Multislacking]

1% test cream is 10mg and she's starting with 1.5 so that's 15mg a day

Thanks. Was having a hard time finding precise dosages that agreed. And I screwed up my simple math...was thinking 5mg per ml and forgot 1.5ml was actual dose.

 

[Frankdoz]

SoooOOOOooo....her prescribed dosage is 1.5ml of 1% test cream. Am I correct in my thinking that is about 5mg? (Before losses in bio availability of transdermals)

Also, fuck insurance for not paying for compounded prescriptions. Any recommendations for online pharms? It's been a few years (or more) since I messed with them.

Viking


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[CSOReaper]

Multi, as I have posted here many times, she will feel like a different person. However, cremes are not the best in my opinion.

If you could get her to do a slin pin 31g, in the lower fatty part of the stomach, pinch some skin and she likely won't even feel it. I used 25mg weekly and it worked flawlessly.

Acne wasn't a problem. One thing that has stood out is just like men, she will start drooling over every guy she finds attractive. Might make comments on the fact too. It's anyone's guess, but it changes some personality on them. That has been a problem in my experience.

However, it helped tremendously health wise so there's that lol. Kind of like drunks, some are obnoxious others aren't.

 

[Multislacking]

Multi, as I have posted here many times, she will feel like a different person. However, cremes are not the best in my opinion.

If you could get her to do a slin pin 31g, in the lower fatty part of the stomach, pinch some skin and she likely won't even feel it. I used 25mg weekly and it worked flawlessly.

Acne wasn't a problem. One thing that has stood out is just like men, she will start drooling over every guy she finds attractive. Might make comments on the fact too. It's anyone's guess, but it changes some personality on them. That has been a problem in my experience.

However, it helped tremendously health wise so there's that lol. Kind of like drunks, some are obnoxious others aren't.

Yeah, she is changing slightly. Said she wanted to put a baby in me the other night, choked me during sex, and then finished on my face. It was a weird experience.

Seriously though, everything is always baby steps with her. Unless she can somehow be convinced it was her idea. I have showed her the slins in comparison to mine and told her about comments here to try and alleviate fears. She really hates needles though. I will say, the cream has made a HUGE difference. I mean ridiculously so. She's already talking about how hard it is to concentrate because she's horny, etc. I said "welcome to how a guy feels 24x7." And since we're working from home and it may be that way the rest of the year, I don't have to worry much about her eyes straying. Not that I think she ever would. Being old farts in our 50's, it kind of tames most of that shit and we're just wanting what we had in our 20's. And considering she's been ready on the daily, I'm not going to complain one bit.

The worst part right now is I just came off cycle a few weeks ago and back to my trt dose and a dash of mast/npp. In the back of my head, the tren monster is whispering "just pin 50mg of me EOD. Let me help. All you need to do is let me out and I'll take care of it."

 

[ROID]

Cant wait for these stories.

I cant handle the one im with just on low dose var. Actually test, be a murder suicide.

 

[Frankdoz]

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[Frankdoz]

Yeah, she is changing slightly. Said she wanted to put a baby in me the other night, choked me during sex, and then finished on my face. It was a weird experience.

Seriously though, everything is always baby steps with her. Unless she can somehow be convinced it was her idea. I have showed her the slins in comparison to mine and told her about comments here to try and alleviate fears. She really hates needles though. I will say, the cream has made a HUGE difference. I mean ridiculously so. She's already talking about how hard it is to concentrate because she's horny, etc. I said "welcome to how a guy feels 24x7." And since we're working from home and it may be that way the rest of the year, I don't have to worry much about her eyes straying. Not that I think she ever would. Being old farts in our 50's, it kind of tames most of that shit and we're just wanting what we had in our 20's. And considering she's been ready on the daily, I'm not going to complain one bit.

The worst part right now is I just came off cycle a few weeks ago and back to my trt dose and a dash of mast/npp. In the back of my head, the tren monster is whispering "just pin 50mg of me EOD. Let me help. All you need to do is let me out and I'll take care of it."

What’s the test amount in her cream?


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[Multislacking]

What’s the test amount in her cream?


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1%. I couldn't find any dosage info, so asked here and it should be 10mg per mil. So 15mg prescribed ED in her case. So far, she's only been using 10mg ED though. For a transdermal, it seems to hit her like a hammer. It's impressive.

 

[wesley_swolle]

Yeah, she is changing slightly. Said she wanted to put a baby in me the other night, choked me during sex, and then finished on my face. It was a weird experience.

I'm a freak, but Mrs Swole is pretty conservative. That is until she gets a few shots of whiskey in her, then watch out! I wonder what a little bit of test or var would do to her

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[Multislacking]

I'm a freak, but Mrs Swole is pretty conservative. That is until she gets a few shots of whiskey in her, then watch out! I wonder what a little bit of test or var would do to her

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I'm lucky to get a glass of wine in mine. If you're serious, have her ask her gyno when she goes in for yearly. It kind of sounds like it is way easier for women to get it than it is for us men.

 

[wesley_swolle]

I'm lucky to get a glass of wine in mine. If you're serious, have her ask her gyno when she goes in for yearly. It kind of sounds like it is way easier for women to get it than it is for us men.

Just might do that

I Didn't Choose the Swolle Life, the Swolle Life Chose Me

 

[CSOReaper]

Yeah, she is changing slightly. Said she wanted to put a baby in me the other night, choked me during sex, and then finished on my face. It was a weird experience.

Seriously though, everything is always baby steps with her. Unless she can somehow be convinced it was her idea. I have showed her the slins in comparison to mine and told her about comments here to try and alleviate fears. She really hates needles though. I will say, the cream has made a HUGE difference. I mean ridiculously so. She's already talking about how hard it is to concentrate because she's horny, etc. I said "welcome to how a guy feels 24x7." And since we're working from home and it may be that way the rest of the year, I don't have to worry much about her eyes straying. Not that I think she ever would. Being old farts in our 50's, it kind of tames most of that shit and we're just wanting what we had in our 20's. And considering she's been ready on the daily, I'm not going to complain one bit.

The worst part right now is I just came off cycle a few weeks ago and back to my trt dose and a dash of mast/npp. In the back of my head, the tren monster is whispering "just pin 50mg of me EOD. Let me help. All you need to do is let me out and I'll take care of it."

HAHAHAHAHA, I got a good laugh out of that. Nah, I don't mean she is going to act on those impulses, but it works on them like it does us. I remember when I first started taking T, I was like a rabid Puddy dog. It ALL looked good.

At worst she's going to talk about how hot some dude is on TV and make a disrespectful comment. Shit hurts sometimes coming from your wife.

It will do wonders for her though. That being horny will subside after a while, so my suggestion is to get some GC Cialis and go to town while you can.

 

[Multislacking]

At worst she's going to talk about how hot some dude is on TV and make a disrespectful comment. Shit hurts sometimes coming from your wife.

Hehe...I'm pretty thick skinned. Hell, I put stuff on for her to watch knowing she likes it! 50 Shades, Road House (anything Swayze really), etc, etc.

We've been together a long time, so we know our boundaries and what is/isn't acceptable behavior. If a hot chick is on, I'll usually make a comment about how "she has a REALLY nice personality or she seems REALLY nice." The bigger the boobs or the more skin that is showing, the bigger the REALLY is. Her usual joke is "he's ALLLLLright." She knows how big a perv I am. She catches me looking and gives me shit, and I have laughs when I catch guys checking her out. It's usually OLD dudes at the grocery store checking her out. I posted a story in here one time about a geezer asking her to reach to the back and bottom shelf of the dairy aisle one time. He sent her to the bottom shelf like 10 times looking for the freshest whatever it was and he *never* once looked at what she was handing him and he didn't buy whatever it was. Too funny. She literally fell for it like 10 times and still had zero clue he was just scoping out her cleavage. I was standing half an aisle away laughing my ass off.

 

[loopiks]

Which test is she getting and... is she planning subQ or IM?
...BTW dark side is the fun side!!!