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    Military Urinalysis...??

    Recently had a urinalysis and in everything I can find, I have nothing to worry about unless there was specific reasons to tests for steroids. I'm still wanting a little insight if anyone has any. Put my mind at ease please....thanks.
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    They never tested me or anyone else that I knew of during my short time in . I do have friends active and recently retired that look like they obviously juice and they have not been tested .
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    Quote Originally Posted by frank zazz View Post
    They never tested me or anyone else that I knew of during my short time in . I do have friends active and recently retired that look like they obviously juice and they have not been tested .
    So if I do understand it correctly, the standard UA does not test for steriod substances.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mayhem124 View Post
    So if I do understand it correctly, the standard UA does not test for steriod substances.
    It does not.

    They can specifically test for AAS if they have reason to believe so. So watch yourself. Someone jealous of your physique can report you and that alone can get you tested. Happened to a buddy of mine and he was discharged once testing positive.

    But yeah man, standard Military, employment, probation and parole are all testing for the standard 8 compounds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mayhem124 View Post
    So if I do understand it correctly, the standard UA does not test for steriod substances.
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    Thanks everyone...I guess I just wanted to hear it and have a little reassurance.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mayhem124 View Post
    Thanks everyone...I guess I just wanted to hear it and have a little reassurance.
    Well it's been over 2 months now. If you popped hot, you would have definitely heard about it by now. Not that you would pop hot, since they don't test for it.

    Any update?

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    Quote Originally Posted by zerologist View Post
    Well it's been over 2 months now. If you popped hot, you would have definitely heard about it by now. Not that you would pop hot, since they don't test for it.

    Any update?
    Yep, popped hot...getting chaptered out.....




    Nah, just fuckin with ya. Had 2 UAs during this cycle. 1 when I was running Test E and 2nd UA I was running Test/NPP/Mast P. All is well.
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    In currently, you have nothing to worry about. If people get legitametly suspicious tell them you're bulking, you can wear hoodies and baggy clothing to prevent people from noticing. and they'll have to blood test you to detect anything, so unless you're going to the doc for bloodwork you should be straight. IMO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by King of heartz View Post
    In currently, you have nothing to worry about. If people get legitametly suspicious tell them you're bulking, you can wear hoodies and baggy clothing to prevent people from noticing. and they'll have to blood test you to detect anything, so unless you're going to the doc for bloodwork you should be straight. IMO.
    They would be allowed to blood test you for aas?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThrobbingVein View Post
    They would be allowed to blood test you for aas?
    Allowed to? They own you lol. They can do whatever they damn well please and you have approximately zero say in the matter. That's just how it is

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThrobbingVein View Post
    They would be allowed to blood test you for aas?
    It's circumstantial. If you're going to get blood work done for a random appointment and they see your test is through the roof they'll know something is up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GarlicChicken View Post
    Allowed to? They own you lol. They can do whatever they damn well please and you have approximately zero say in the matter. That's just how it is

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