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    We don’t have a fucking doorbell

    So a couple of yrs I moved out of state with a boyfriend. Was really excited about this but with explanation had anxiety about simply being so far from family and friends. One of the reasons my anxiety was coming out was with nightmares and night terrors. I would wake up violently sitting up in a cold sweat, gasping and whatnot. On one particular night I'd woken up the audio of our doorbell ringing. Which at four in the early morning is fucking nerve wracking. So I shook my boyfriend completely awake and stated to him I noticed the doorbell and to go check it since I was scared. He quickly jumps up. Puts on clothes and grabs a bat. Goes all the way to the front door and opens it. I, scared shitless, am peeking around the corner watching it all go down. I see him step outside and I nervously await the verdict of the circumstance when I listen to him call out to me. Babe? And I react genuine shaky, Yes? He appears in the doorway with a genuine frustrated tired look in the eyes of his and says, We do not have a fucking doorbell.

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    Lmao.

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    Wtf

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    Lolwut

    I know that we are CRAZY DOSER but not that kind of CUHRAYZEE

    Cool story btw


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