chocolatemalt
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Nope, not creatine (a good supplement actually) but rather creatinine which is a muscle protein breakdown byproduct. It's related to creatine tho which occurs normally in our systems.
No odd looks from lab workers about frequent visits. They could care less. They are taking blood draws all day long from countless other people including LOTS of cranky old people that especially pile up on Mondays and Fridays in the mornings for fasting labs. Avoid those times.
The only things they ever get their panties in a wad about is if they're confused about payment (just point out that it's prepaid), get confused about needing to see your ID (they don't but who cares, may as well show it), or if you're fasting or not. Best to just say YES even if you're showing up at 4pm and were clearly munching on a candy bar on your way in the door. Calmly state "yes" anyway and stick to it. Otherwise there's a big-ass lecture about why you're supposed to be fasting, and then you might feel like explaining how in fact you're your own doc, you paid for these labs out of your own pocket for your own use, so shut the fuck up and just do your job, but then you've just got a big argument on your hands and the phlebotomist might then have an attitude and an oops when jabbing the draw needle clear through the far side of your veins and cause massive bruising. And maybe they'll "forget" to centrifuge your bottles. Best to just try to get along, lol. Seriously, the "fasting or not" issue is the one thing I've ever had tense confrontations with the lab workers about. It's weird. So just lie.
No odd looks from lab workers about frequent visits. They could care less. They are taking blood draws all day long from countless other people including LOTS of cranky old people that especially pile up on Mondays and Fridays in the mornings for fasting labs. Avoid those times.
The only things they ever get their panties in a wad about is if they're confused about payment (just point out that it's prepaid), get confused about needing to see your ID (they don't but who cares, may as well show it), or if you're fasting or not. Best to just say YES even if you're showing up at 4pm and were clearly munching on a candy bar on your way in the door. Calmly state "yes" anyway and stick to it. Otherwise there's a big-ass lecture about why you're supposed to be fasting, and then you might feel like explaining how in fact you're your own doc, you paid for these labs out of your own pocket for your own use, so shut the fuck up and just do your job, but then you've just got a big argument on your hands and the phlebotomist might then have an attitude and an oops when jabbing the draw needle clear through the far side of your veins and cause massive bruising. And maybe they'll "forget" to centrifuge your bottles. Best to just try to get along, lol. Seriously, the "fasting or not" issue is the one thing I've ever had tense confrontations with the lab workers about. It's weird. So just lie.