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So a few know that I've known the Praetorian Queen since I was around 13 and for some this story will be funny and for other eh. So when we were young The Queen had a really nice house her parents were really well off and her dad turned the basement into a hangout joint for us. Never mind the huge pool, volleyball court and horseshoe pit it was really the place to hang on the weekends. So her parents go to their beach house for the weekend and The Queen decides to have a few of us over, about 12-15. After an all nighter of drinking and other party favors it's about 4 or 5 in the morning and me and my buddy Pete are the only ones left standing. We're on the sofa still drugging and drinking and The Queen is on the love seat passed out wearing a sun dress and her legs spread wide open and yeah she had underwear on. But the dog kept coming up to her and smelling her beaver and half in a coma she was just swishing the dog away with her hand. This went on for a while which gave me an idea lol. I went upstairs to the kitchen and on the counter there was a jar of JIF peanut butter I was going for some dog food but the peanut butter sounded a bit more classy lol. If some of you older guys remember back in the day peanut butter always had to be stirred because of all the oil the accumulated to the top. So I grabbed it went back downstairs and my buddy couldn't believe what I was going to do he knows me and how I like to do fucked up things (jokes) to my friends. So I opened the jar and let the dog smell it and he was going fucking nuts after one whiff, I went over to the couch and started to pour it ever so gently on The Queens underwear and this dog shot over like a bullet and started going to town on her muff me and my buddy were fucking crying from laughing so hard because for a minute there it looked to be pleasuring her until she woke up after the dog got about 15-20 licks in. You would think the The Queen or any women would be furious or even call the police but not her all of us were always so tight it was a joke for everyone for years especially after I gave her the nickname "SKIPPY".
One Forth of July I had her and her husband down on my boat to watch the fireworks from the water. I became best friends with him from day one that we met (about 4 years prior) and always wanted to tell him the story and this night was it. When I told him the story and of course we drunk off our asses the dude was laughing so hard that when he went to put his hand on the rail of the boat he missed and went head first into the ocean it was almost as funny as the Skippy story.
One Forth of July I had her and her husband down on my boat to watch the fireworks from the water. I became best friends with him from day one that we met (about 4 years prior) and always wanted to tell him the story and this night was it. When I told him the story and of course we drunk off our asses the dude was laughing so hard that when he went to put his hand on the rail of the boat he missed and went head first into the ocean it was almost as funny as the Skippy story.
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