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How do you wipe?

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Intense

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Inspired by the peeing thread..

Sitting or standing?





My mind was blown when I found out some men actually wipe sitting down. How the fuck??
 
Intense said:
Inspired by the peeing thread..

Sitting or standing?





My mind was blown when I found out some men actually wipe sitting down. How the fuck??
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seriously ? of course sitting down, you gotta be a real fat ass to have to stand up to wipe your ass, not to mention skid mark central. I did it the wrong way for a long time, then my first live in gf saw me taking a shit and showed me the proper way to wipe my ass. lol
 
I can understand this, like lifting one cheek and wiping from behind while still mildly sitting.. About half way through I like to prop my leg on the bath tub so I can get in for maximum cleanage.


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But this, sticking your hand in a toilet bowl or wiping from the front I don't get..


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bc123jm said:
seriously ? of course sitting down, you gotta be a real fat ass to have to stand up to wipe your ass, not to mention skid mark central. I did it the wrong way for a long time, then my first live in gf saw me taking a shit and showed me the proper way to wipe my ass. lol
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So many things wrong with what you just said.

The main one probably being that your gf taught you how to wipe poop :coffee:



Standing is the whole point to get it more clean, sometimes I even use wet wipes. But I like my ass clean like I just got out of the shower. You keep your skid mark poop pants to yourself bro.
 
bc123jm said:
seriously ? of course sitting down, you gotta be a real fat ass to have to stand up to wipe your ass, not to mention skid mark central. I did it the wrong way for a long time, then my first live in gf saw me taking a shit and showed me the proper way to wipe my ass. lol
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😂😂😂

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Intense said:
So many things wrong with what you just said.

The main one probably being that your gf taught you how to wipe poop :coffee:



Standing is the whole point to get it more clean, sometimes I even use wet wipes. But I like my ass clean like I just got out of the shower. You keep your skid mark poop pants to yourself bro.
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Yup

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ass wiping 101.. you lift your balls and stick your hand in the front of the toilet
and wipe rom the back to the front. no you wont touch water. if not using one of those baby wipes. always add a lil water from the sink or spit to the tp as needed
 
I lean forward just enuff to lift my ass. About 4 wipes with 4 different gatherings of tissue. Then i use a wet wipe !

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bc123jm said:
ass wiping 101.. you lift your balls and stick your hand in the front of the toilet
and wipe rom the back to the front. no you wont touch water. if not using one of those baby wipes. always add a lil water from the sink or spit to the tp as needed
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She taught you to wipe like a woman.. and you're sticking your hand into a bowl that's close to shit water. Plus wiping forward wouldn't that pull poo towards your taint? Wtf so many things wrong with this, and did you just say spit?



Trollin, I see you now

elgriff said:
I lean forward just enuff to lift my ass. About 4 wipes with 4 different gatherings of tissue. Then i use a wet wipe !

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I can respect that.
 
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1. Use Wet wipes
2. front to back, fold, REPEAT. Toss in toilet.
3. New wet wipe.
4. back to front twice through the ENTIRE RANGE OF MOTION.
5. Check wet wipe for brown skids... if towel returns brown, repeat steps 1-5. If towel returns white, stand up and flush toilet. If towel returns bloody, you did it too hard...


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Intense said:
She taught you to wipe like a woman.. and you're sticking your hand into a bowl that's close to shit water. Plus wiping forward wouldn't that pull poo towards your taint? Wtf so many things wrong with this, and did you just say spit?



Trollin, I see you now



I can respect that.
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so your one of those guys that shits up the whole bowl, fills it with tp and only flushes once? you wouldn't do well in prison... they would be yelling "put some water on it "
 
bc123jm said:
so your one of those guys that shits up the whole bowl, fills it with tp and only flushes once? you wouldn't do well in prison... they would be yelling "put some water on it "
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I'm as courtesy flusher as they come.

I've been to jail I know the protocol. Flush after every deuce.. C'mon now.
 
bc123jm said:
so your one of those guys that shits up the whole bowl, fills it with tp and only flushes once? you wouldn't do well in prison... they would be yelling "put some water on it "
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If I went to prison I wouldn't shit the whole time I was there. I'd wait until I got out.
 
mjrpowerlifting said:
1. Use Wet wipes
2. front to back, fold, REPEAT. Toss in toilet.
3. New wet wipe.
4. back to front twice through the ENTIRE RANGE OF MOTION.
5. Check wet wipe for brown skids... if towel returns brown, repeat steps 1-5. If towel returns white, stand up and flush toilet. If towel returns bloody, you did it too hard...


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You're not taking into consideration the nature of the shit. Not all shits are created equal.


Cruefan89 said:
If I went to prison I wouldn't shit the whole time I was there. I'd wait until I got out.
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After about day 3 you have no shame about anything.
 
bc123jm said:
ass wiping 101.. you lift your balls and stick your hand in the front of the toilet
and wipe rom the back to the front. no you wont touch water. if not using one of those baby wipes. always add a lil water from the sink or spit to the tp as needed
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Lift my balls? My gears ain't bunk man. .
 
Intense said:
I'm as courtesy flusher as they come.

I've been to jail I know the protocol. Flush after every deuce.. C'mon now.
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I was in a county holding cell waiting to go to court one time of many.. lol ... they brought in these Haitian rafters they just picked up. one of the Haitians was taking a shit. as u know one toilet right in the middle of the cell... worst fucking smell I ever smelts in my life.. like some dead fish was squirting out of this guys ass.
 
I wipe the Asian way


<insert giant winkfinger here>
 
bc123jm said:
ass wiping 101.. you lift your balls and stick your hand in the front of the toilet
and wipe rom the back to the front. no you wont touch water. if not using one of those baby wipes. always add a lil water from the sink or spit to the tp as needed
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I thought I was the only one.


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Get Shredded!
I lean forward just enuff to lift my ass. About 4 wipes with 4 different gatherings of tissue. Then i use a wet wipe !

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What I use
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What my Grandparents use
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When I use toilet paper my ass wiping goes like this....brown. brown. brown. brown. RED...........FUCK!!!

Order yourselves a bidet on Amazon. Fuck all that wiping bullshit. You'll thank me later.
 
Dont need to wipe on keto... rabbit pellets...
 
TouaregV8 said:
When I use toilet paper my ass wiping goes like this....brown. brown. brown. brown. RED...........FUCK!!!

Order yourselves a bidet on Amazon. Fuck all that wiping bullshit. You'll thank me later.
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Lol...That's no shit! (No pun intended)
 
bc123jm said:
I was in a county holding cell waiting to go to court one time of many.. lol ... they brought in these Haitian rafters they just picked up. one of the Haitians was taking a shit. as u know one toilet right in the middle of the cell... worst fucking smell I ever smelts in my life.. like some dead fish was squirting out of this guys ass.
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they dont seperate you by race in your neck of the woods?...so i hear in county here they dont mix races even when in processing...somebody told me that:)
 
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