I'm now a perv

bigtime916 · Oct 4, 2016

Well shit it's slow in here so i thought I would share. My recent cycle has forced me to be a perv. Yeah I'm married never cheated even when asked. That all said, there's that one girl at the gym. Yeah you know, that one girl. That I can't stop peeping on. No I'm not trying to hook up but man I think I've studied every inch of her camel toe.

I'm not that guy! But yes I guess I am that guy, fuck! I mean I go to the gym don't bullshit, the last girl I turned down. Now I'm stuck looking like that guy, fuck!

It's like ok my set is done. Don't look! Don't do it! Shit I'm staring!!! Something about dem Asian girls!!!!

Ok I'm now a member of the perv group. Anyone else have this issue,lol.

Augustine5I · Oct 4, 2016

bigtime916 said:
Well shit it's slow in here so i thought I would share. My recent cycle has forced me to be a perv. Yeah I'm married never cheated even when asked. That all said, there's that one girl at the gym. Yeah you know, that one girl. That I can't stop peeping on. No I'm not trying to hook up but man I think I've studied every inch of her camel toe.

I'm not that guy! But yes I guess I am that guy, fuck! I mean I go to the gym don't bullshit, the last girl I turned down. Now I'm stuck looking like that guy, fuck!

It's like ok my set is done. Don't look! Don't do it! Shit I'm staring!!! Something about dem Asian girls!!!!

Ok I'm now a member of the perv group. Anyone else have this issue,lol.

More importantly...has she "caught" you staring at her a few times??

bigtime916 · Oct 4, 2016

Augustine5I said:
More importantly...has she "caught" you staring at her a few times??

Ehhh errrrr maybe

wned:

johnny0utlaw · Oct 4, 2016

There was this one girl over in the stretching area she had one leg all the way up on the wall stretching at the same level as her head....i said fuck it ima do it. I stood next to her and said "Thats impressive" i then say in my head wtf did i just say to her and then she giggled and shes all like "ya im a dancer" i said "Oh ya me too" and i just keep going on lying my ass off lol . We exchange numbers but nothing really came of it she lived a long ass way away but shit i guess i did creep before lol

frank zazz · Oct 4, 2016

You have to just embrace your new found pervness

bigtime916 · Oct 4, 2016

johnny0utlaw said:
There was this one girl over in the stretching area she had one leg all the way up on the wall stretching at the same level as her head....i said fuck it ima do it. I stood next to her and said "Thats impressive" i then say in my head wtf did i just say to her and then she giggled and shes all like "ya im a dancer" i said "Oh ya me too" and i just keep going on lying my ass off lol . We exchange numbers but nothing really came of it she lived a long ass way away but shit i guess i did creep before lol

HAHAHA good one! Sounds like it worked out tho. Maybe a booty call later on down the line?

nwguy · Oct 4, 2016

Pics or it was a fat ugly guy not a hot Asian girl

bigtime916 · Oct 4, 2016

rballdan said:
Pics or it was a fat ugly guy not a hot Asian girl

Pics would def make me a perv lol

Augustine5I · Oct 4, 2016

bigtime916 said:
Ehhh errrrr maybewned:

The gym is tricky. If you are looking....and they smile at you, then you have a green light to go over and chat. Otherwise, you get caught a few times and they think you are a fucking creeper. Even though they are in a predominantly male environment wearing skimpy outfits just dying to get noticed. Outfit screams, "look at me!"

If you have already been caught, fuck it. Make it obvious now and enjoy the show. At least she knows your interested.

bigtime916 · Oct 4, 2016

Augustine5I said:
The gym is tricky. If you are looking....and they smile at you, then you have a green light to go over and chat. Otherwise, you get caught a few times and they think you are a fucking creeper. Even though they are in a predominantly male environment wearing skimpy outfits just dying to get noticed. Outfit screams, "look at me!"

If you have already been caught, fuck it. Make it obvious now and enjoy the show. At least she knows your interested.

Yea I got that smile but I cant be fucking around. Im just window shoppin! Makes gym days a lot more fun tho,lol. Yeah those outfits kill me! Im like WTF Im trying to get shit done here! The loose SHORT shorts have been a hit recently. Im look WTF your doing squats in those!

Sheriv · Oct 4, 2016

Loose short shorts...lol..are these underanged girls in their high school soccer practice shorts?
Cuz now you've made super creeper/perv status

bigtime916 · Oct 4, 2016

Sheriv said:
Loose short shorts...lol..are these underanged girls in their high school soccer practice shorts?
Cuz now you've made super creeper/perv status

Yeah thats who should be wearing them! But I swear to you these girls are early 30's late 20's. NO JOKE!

Sheriv · Oct 4, 2016

Uh huh... suuuuure. Creeper

Haha

bigtime916 · Oct 4, 2016

Lol! You got me figured out!

heavyiron · Oct 4, 2016

Dude, not at your gym. This will follow you around long after the Tren is out of your system.

aries · Oct 4, 2016

heavyiron said:
Dude, not at your gym. This will follow you around long after the Tren is out of your system.

While this is true, it can be avoided. Although, it requires a very cold, arrogance. I have a system...ask sheriv

Panic · Oct 4, 2016

Pics of the camel toe or it didn't happen.

heckler7 · Oct 5, 2016

sounds like youll need to start rubbing one out before you go to the gym, please wash your hands before touching the equipment

Sheriv · Oct 5, 2016

aries said:
While this is true, it can be avoided. Although, it requires a very cold, arrogance. I have a system...ask sheriv

You're weak like a dishrag

Progress · Oct 5, 2016

heavyiron said:
Dude, not at your gym. This will follow you around long after the Tren is out of your system.

Rule #14

roscoe221 · Oct 5, 2016

You're not a perv yet. When you stand close to her while she is using a machine and as she finishes up and prepares to wipe the sweat off but you stop her and tell her not to, that you enjoy using her dirty machines, then you are a perv.

bigtime916 · Oct 5, 2016

Hahaha you guys are funny. Rubbing one out isnt going to do much as I do get it at home a LOT. I guess its just one of those things. Shes very in shape and it makes me just marvel at the work shes done is all.

cheapthreads · Oct 5, 2016

Your not a perv until you go smell the seat when she's done , then your a creep.

Cheapthreads out..

aries · Oct 5, 2016

Sheriv said:
You're weak like a dishrag

Only for you

CG · Oct 8, 2016

Driver99 said:
I lose all my motivation then.

^this

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