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AAA abscess auction associations : Free Gear

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First time ASF Abscess Auction wlll begin friday nite and run tell we have a lost limb..

For sale
Sterile $200
Septic $250
Kinda like one but embleshed as one $150
Black line nobody else has $100
Transvaginal mesh $75
Heavys wrangler support denim (unwashed - mild hint of the boys)-$50
Cptn slightly stained Kangeroo rugby thong $25
Sheri's ultra ease of thong panties with cigeratte holder $20
SkipFoursome foreskin(est 1934) $15
OD's first beaver felt pen(est pre Grover Cleveland Presidency)-$13
Progress 1/2 empty free vial collection(3 vials..somebody give him something )-$11
Basskiller milfs gone wild in Daytona (1981)-$10
Tommyguns autobiography " How the Gear was Won PT 7" $9.98
Big Ronnie roledex w/ one ASF log in a period-$9.97
****hawt buy***** Mike Arnold Life Story page 69**complimentry 2/70mg Vyvance
s2h " how to be a tactful racist PT 108-$99 cents no tax for non white
DieselJimmy non-fiction " how to lift on no sleep or food or sleep"- .98 cents hard copy $1.05 comes with hidden pipe hole


All money will be donated to the ASF Abscess Victims directly after we pay Prince 6k for 3 days of adverting unless Sheri is able to Photoshop some new noodz with the midget from The Elks Lodge

Thanks for your support

PS: due to Sherks giant double bat wing abscess that was in no way someone elses fault ..he is unable to commit to this plan until his arm doesnt look like it belongs to a morbidly obese 87yr old grandma...

Again the 45lb abscess had to be Sherk the roookie first time that day pinners faullt...anyone with only 4,000 pinz has no real experience and only after 4,009 will Sherk reach pin puberty and blossom into a mature pin man..
 
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$10 for Basskillers 1981 milfs gone wild..... Ladies in the 80's were hot.
 
Just send the money directly to me. My gd led is gonna fall off.


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I'm in for Heavys jeans but if the promised ball smell dissipates by the time they get to me how will I be compinsated. If I'm paying for ball stink I want ball stink.
 
Sorry, I was looking for some "hard to find" 900mg (5 actual mg) post traumatic cycle/septic support and a bag of used crack needles. I had a grand to chip in for this gear but if its not available....Guess I have to contact Cockstain Labs for that
 
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I'm in for Heavys jeans but if the promised ball smell dissipates by the time they get to me how will I be compinsated. If I'm paying for ball stink I want ball stink.


Heavy is able to retain a non dispersing nut odor for up to 10 years by applying a lite dusting of 3 kilos of green indo on his package for 24 hour marination..

He is trained professional...plz do not attempt this at home or at Sheri's(for the 67% here who have or do gotheir)
 
$10 for Basskillers 1981 milfs gone wild..... Ladies in the 80's were hot.

I would gladly settle for this as well. Hell I'll take Basskiller's reject list and still come out on top.


If I could get my hands on such a list I could actually go in to business for myself. All I would need is a case a vials and crimper. Instant 400mg geezer spooge tren equals instant win. Whats funny is, dudes would get better gains than Cockstain Labs "400mg" super test. Cha-ching!
 
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Sorry, I was looking for some "hard to find" 900mg (5mg) post traumatic cycle/septic support and a bag of used crack needles. I had a grand to chip in for this gear but if its not available....Guess I have to contact Cockstain Labs for that

Shouldn't be a issue ..plz wire the money today...I will ignore you and go on a amphetamine bender for 10 days then get back with ya...

Sound good??
 
I would gladly settle for this as well. Hell I'll take Basskiller's reject list and still come out on top.


Outside of the 2/70mg Vyvance and a page nobody will.know if you really read it...this is by far the most valuable and probably outside of Skips fourskin ..the only non full scam on the list..
 
Shouldn't be a issue ..plz wire the money today...I will ignore you and go on a amphetamine bender for 10 days then get back with ya...

Sound good??

Deal, since you're a good guy I throw in a cool 20 buck tip if you include speedy 6 month delivery!


I'd also like to add a coupon code for the 15% off ER visit for septic assurance to my order please.
 
Do you have any deals for the worm?

Hell with deals like these Pharmacom Store we closed in a week. Dema, you might wanna get on board with these cats. I'm sure they could use a good rep sorting out all the orders they'll be taking on any minute.
 
Are these previously worn and unwashed? I love the smell of spoiled tzatziki sauce.

they have some vaginal discharge in the crotch but its unconfirmed if its actually hers...she had been sharing panties with TheCptn and a National Guard hero....dna will be back soon to confirm..but i doubt there Cptn woren as he doesnt spot in Deep Purple...i know cause i have a "friend" who has wore his escape hatch out with a narc hard on like a concrete pole..
 
Hell with deals like these Pharmacom Store we closed in a week. Dema, you might wanna get on board with these cats. I'm sure they could use a good rep sorting out all the orders they'll be taking on any minute.

we just interviewed Helen Keller Jr Jr and Ray Charles Jr for our rep/inspector team...so at this time were not seeking anyone who can see or hear or really do much of anything online..

Thanks for looking out Clint and for being a Team Guy,,,we will gladly send out some of our new new release ..this is a doozy...its a actual man-on used by Cptn and DJ back in there "we thought we were ghey run 3 years ago"..new batteries and limit anul duct miles make for a good keeper or better regift for the Holidays..

plz be sure to sanitize and Hellen and Ray were dropping and tripping over it for days in search of the last ass balls on it..
 
Are there any slightly used Asian whore masks worn by midgets?

Flava Flave clocks with accompanying wife beater from the local mislead white youth race trading high school drop out?
 
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Are there any slightly used Asian whore masks worn by midgets?

Flava Flave clocks with accompanying wife beater from the local mislead white youth race trading high school drop out?

actually we do have these masks you speak of...currently we sent them out for detailing as the lipstick on the inside looked like he had a very serious tongue fetish or was tossing his masks salad regualrly...its reeally unkown as we cant find the owner of the mask...

folks in the double wide next door said he was at his $2,897 hr job in some land far away...

i cant reviel the owners height but he doesnt require 2 telephone books to drive...just one and its the larger yearly addition...
 
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Three pages and not one bid on my foreskin, I knew it was a non starter from the beginning.

I got something better, brand new and just minted pair of gym shorts that I was wearing yesterday. Freshly sharted when dead lifting at max weight all while suffering from a raging case of the shits. But that is not all folks, the shart has a silhouette of Pope Francis on it.

Starting bid is $.39
 
How much for scotty 2 hotty autographed sweaty trunks or too cool tights.
 
How much for scotty 2 hotty autographed sweaty trunks or too cool tights.

priceless ...just priceless...i do have some old business cards when i mowed yards at 14 yrs old...you cant read em and all 250 are stuck with mold and man wad together...my best price for 1/250 seed cards is $10.98 or any pics of Skips foureskin attached from a bottom view post 1987...
 
priceless ...just priceless...i do have some old business cards when i mowed yards at 14 yrs old...you cant read em and all 250 are stuck with mold and man wad together...my best price for 1/250 seed cards is $10.98 or any pics of Skips foureskin attached from a bottom view post 1987...

Sold and could you include some full blown aids test cyp.and some delta force recon sniper seal team six Para rescue boots.
 
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I'm going to order a couple of everything on the list. How should I set it up for on cycle and would you accept tranny porn passwords for payment?
 
Sold and could you include some full blown aids test cyp.

currently we only have ANE(aids no-ester) in 100ml jugs at 700mg/ml....not only do you get certain death in 2-3 years...you get a lump the size of a large grapefruit to haul around for a couple weeks from the crippling PIP it brings...

we should be back on full stock of all our AIDS no-ester products once we get a full 3 day scrapping of Brie Olsons vaginal mucous membrane left by Charlie...the Charlie pharma grade puss is much more potent due to it abilty to grow quickly under a lit crack pipe...
 
Sorry, I was looking for some "hard to find" 900mg (5 actual mg) post traumatic cycle/septic support and a bag of used crack needles. I had a grand to chip in for this gear but if its not available....Guess I have to contact Cockstain Labs for that
You ruined it with "crack needles" unless you mention vinegar or kool-aid in the same sentence
 
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