mikehancho
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So I have this rooster, I should say had this rooster. Big, mean, nasty son of a bitch. Did a good job protecting the hens hadn t lost one since I got him but he was in the habit of chasing after the kids ,wife and me anytime you went into the coop for eggs or around to feed him. Petty normal as roosters go but this prick was hyper aggressive and huge. He may have been on tren. Anyways i have punted this bastard on numerous occasions the wife has gone to whoppin on him with a hay fork but the mean fucker wont quit. Anyways last week i went out to get eggs and without fail here he comes in a dead run, i timed my kick waiting for his lunge but this time the deck was in his favor. Cowboy boots and sheets of ice dont mix. As i attempted to kick my feet came right out from underneath me and i landed right on my tail bone on the frozen ground. Felt like i had been struck by lightning. To make matters worse i had that rooster right on my face and chest pecking and spuring the shit out of me. The fight was on and fists and feathers were flying. I finally managed to get him off me and stumble to my feet. I hobbled back to the house in shame having received a first class app whoopin from a chicken. That shame was some what relieved a few minutes later with the crack of a pistol but the scars will always be there. My purpose of this story is not just to be informative that big cocks can hurt asses but also i am still in a huge bit of pain. Anybody have any advice on tail bone injuries?
thanks for the laugh thoigh
