i ate a entire brownie once and felt like i was gonna die....this is after i found out you dont eat the whole thing...
bro, 3 years ago I was given a lolly pop from a friend (I have a bummed leg from compartment syndrome cellulitis).. I don't use drugs or grass for that matter, its not my thing. He sworn to me it would help with pain... Aight, Im open minded!
I popped this fuck'er in my mouth (awful taste), ordered a pizza w/extra shrooms and jumped right in the shower.. By the time I was done the shower the whole thing dissolved in my mouth (was it suppose to, I though?)..
From the shower to into the master room, and BLAMO.. shit hit me, and hard..It was the worst!!! It keep getting worst and worst.. I figured I'd lay down and think it off/away (whatever strategy that is,seemed legit at the time),, Nope! didn't work, I couldn't think this state of panic away... So I figured I'd grab the remote and just watch TV and pretend that what I'm feeling isnt real..as Im flipping through, Im zoning out,before I know it im watching some weird as shit (now im thinking, why the fuck was I watching that, im fucking weirding out)..Now I realize I never even get dress, I'm laying there stark naked and allthe sudden I feel like I'm gonna die..All these random thoughts from dying, and even thought about the very last conversation I had that day (thinking,why did I say that to him,I must have sounded like an ass).. DING-DONG, the door bell goes off.. WTF? WHO THE FUCK IS THIS? Now my naked ass is doing some 007 shit,tippy toeing to peak out the windows/doors..SHIT,FUCK, Its the pizza man! There no way I can answer the door in my condition,impossible I thought..wait, its a pizza I thought, its beginning to sound good at this point.. Now I see the wife pull up (fuck, I forgot I was married and I had a wife,fuck fuck fuck, im dead).. I run full blast into the bed room and right in bed, fuck this shit.. ( Im sick I thought, yeah great excuse, Im sick and tired)..I shut my eyes and to my surprise no one ever bothered me..I ended up passing out...
I woke up 2 hrs later, feeling a whole lot better then prior..I walked out to get a drink, and behold, there in the frig was waiting A WHOLE FRESH PIZZA ALL FOR ME, and she brought home some tacos
Moral of the story, you may feel like your dying if you take to much, but you may awake to pizza and taco's
I asked my friend about my horrid experience, she asked how long I sucked on it..WTF? I said the whole damn thing, silly, what do you mean?!?! She laughed so hard, because its not made for one serving, its a repeat/return protocol with the sucker,I suppose you use a bit at a time to take the edge off? well how the fuck was I to know?!?!