Anyone dated a Mormon gal?

TBJ · Nov 23, 2015

Serious question.

And no, it's not for me.

They got to be real trustworthy, like the ones with long red hair, that wear their under garment and are down for a family of 10. They seem like the only women that you can trust nowadays.

Dema · Nov 23, 2015

You wanna wait till marriage to get laid... Lol

TBJ · Nov 23, 2015

Dema said:
You wanna wait till marriage to get laid... Lol

Yeah but they honor marriage, until death, win win situation if you have a small dick.

Dema · Nov 23, 2015

And if she puts out before marriage the she is being unfaithful to her religion, so what makes you think she will then be faithful to her marriage

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TBJ said:
Yeah but they honor marriage, until death, win win situation if you have a small dick.

lmao!!! Very true but I do know a lot of divorced Mormons.. As my family is all Mormons

heckler7 · Nov 23, 2015

morman husbands get a new name that only he knows not the wife, and if she was a good wife after death the man will reveal his new name so she can find him

MI1972 · Nov 23, 2015

send me your 10% tithe..

adhome01 · Nov 23, 2015

And they wear "magic" underwear! No sure what it does but it's magic so it has to do something.

theCaptn' · Nov 23, 2015

MI1972 said:
send me your 10% tithe..

The greatest scam of all

Sheriv · Nov 23, 2015

magic underwear and down for anal sex to protect virginity (what?!) seems like a win win

surfpipe · Nov 23, 2015

Sheriv said:
magic underwear and down for anal sex to protect virginity (what?!) seems like a win win

This!

BIGVNYC · Nov 23, 2015

Those girls are boring they dont give head and dont do anal!

Poirot · Nov 24, 2015

I wanna fuck one of those sexy as fuck female Kurdish fighters...

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WaterTurkey · Nov 24, 2015

Mormon women cheat on their husbands more than any other religion statistically. My woman is from Utah (not Mormon) and it is very typical for the husband to be the only working member of the family with the wife at home baby sitting... After years of being left alone and neglected she starts fucking some one else. Another fun fact, Utah had some of the highest rates of depression and suicide in the country.

Guillotine · Nov 24, 2015

IdahoRally said:
Mormon women cheat on their husbands more than any other religion statistically. My woman is from Utah (not Mormon) and it is very typical for the husband to be the only working member of the family with the wife at home baby sitting... After years of being left alone and neglected she starts fucking some one else. Another fun fact, Utah had some of the highest rates of depression and suicide in the country.

The depression is b/c it's fucking utah.

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TBJ · Nov 24, 2015

Yeah fuck Utah.

WaterTurkey · Nov 24, 2015

Utah is actually a georgeous place.. Tons of mountains and recreation.. It's just the Mormons. We go down there to visit her family once a year and God damn you have never seen so many blonde fit women in one place and the irony is not a single one of them will even look at you because they can sense you don't worship Joe Smith.

Roughneck_91 · Nov 24, 2015

Mormon women are hot! Good moral values, worship their husband like no other and constantly want you to cum inside of them... if you can find a fundamentalist then you're even more golden.

Poirot · Nov 24, 2015

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HFO3 · Nov 24, 2015

Poirot said:
Sent from my DEA work phone.

I bet they follow orders perfectly :winkfinger:

TidePride · Nov 26, 2015

I've messed with a Mormon girl and a Jehova's witness. They're both wild. JW chick was the freakiest and best pussy I've ever had! Wouldn't trust either one of them though.

Seattlesbest · Nov 26, 2015

I dated a Mormon girl in high school. She was a freak. Loved to fuck. Her dad used to hide energy drink cans in his dresser. Fucking piece of shit...

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Dante$ · Dec 25, 2015

Seattlesbest said:
I dated a Mormon girl in high school. She was a freak. Loved to fuck. Her dad used to hide energy drink cans in his dresser. Fucking piece of shit...

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Haha yep, he was breaking the no caffeine rule, naughty man lol

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TBJ · Dec 25, 2015

Seattlesbest said:
I dated a Mormon girl in high school. She was a freak. Loved to fuck. Her dad used to hide energy drink cans in his dresser. Fucking piece of shit...

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That son of a bitch!

Seattlesbest · Dec 27, 2015

TBJ said:
That son of a bitch!

Ya.. He was a real piece of work.

killagorilla · Dec 28, 2015

Dated a beautiful Mormon girl in high school. Came from very rich family. Her dad found out she was dating me and hit her because I wasn't a mormon. I got in fight with him next time I saw him. Ended up ripping his shirt off and we both gell through a screen door. That was the end of that. Sweet girl, fucked up family!

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killagorilla · Dec 28, 2015

She took me to her church once. Felt kinda creepy!

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