s2h
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You know who you are so ask for forgiveness from your welcome gear whore'ness....plz don't make me send you unwashed taint pics from my last stomach bug...
If you wish to become a Welcome gear whore or a Welcome gear whore in training plz use the standard post for whoring any new shops while pathetically looking as if you should be holding a cardboard sign saying "I have no shame ..im a Welcome gear whore"
So anyway it very easy to be WGW....all you do is anytime a new shop comes aboard and doesn't give a 1500 word dissertation of there entire line up and life story...or worse they really are new and not a renamed olive oil distributor making a undercover return and they break a rule 99% of you the non Welcome gear whore haven't read or a clue about..the WGW pounces ...
Pretty simple....you welcome the new shop....you then berate them for their lack of transparency or violation of rule 7.6 chapter 12 article 6 code 3...once you have degraded them with your expert opinion and tell them nobody will use you if they don't know your legit...you then slip in like some ghb in a hotblondes drink with the infamous..." You need to get labs run by a member with good rep so we know your legit...I will get that done if you feel like you need some good reports"
Very simple
A)welcome
B)take a shit on them
C)act as if nobody thinks your a WGW
D)slip two fingers into the new shops freebie Anus with your kindness to run the gear you said was possible shit (see B)
We know who you are WGW's...repent or be exposed....or better karma will strike you down with a nice vial of Teseptic Cypionate followed by a nice er bill...
Thank you for your cooperation..
If you wish to become a Welcome gear whore or a Welcome gear whore in training plz use the standard post for whoring any new shops while pathetically looking as if you should be holding a cardboard sign saying "I have no shame ..im a Welcome gear whore"
So anyway it very easy to be WGW....all you do is anytime a new shop comes aboard and doesn't give a 1500 word dissertation of there entire line up and life story...or worse they really are new and not a renamed olive oil distributor making a undercover return and they break a rule 99% of you the non Welcome gear whore haven't read or a clue about..the WGW pounces ...
Pretty simple....you welcome the new shop....you then berate them for their lack of transparency or violation of rule 7.6 chapter 12 article 6 code 3...once you have degraded them with your expert opinion and tell them nobody will use you if they don't know your legit...you then slip in like some ghb in a hotblondes drink with the infamous..." You need to get labs run by a member with good rep so we know your legit...I will get that done if you feel like you need some good reports"
Very simple
A)welcome
B)take a shit on them
C)act as if nobody thinks your a WGW
D)slip two fingers into the new shops freebie Anus with your kindness to run the gear you said was possible shit (see B)
We know who you are WGW's...repent or be exposed....or better karma will strike you down with a nice vial of Teseptic Cypionate followed by a nice er bill...
Thank you for your cooperation..