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Wife is gone till thursday....

Kronikmstrb8r

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I get to be single dad till then. What are some things I should do?

I have a five y/o daughter mind you she has to be Included.

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First thing you should do is post about it on a steroid forum.

Oh wait...😐
Fuckin obviously

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Get a babysitter . Hit the trap , 8ball , strip club , steak dinner then vip till the ball runs out. Limo home BOOM
 
We all know you will be playing dress up till bed time.
 
Maybe a little park action. I hear kids enjoy that.

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Maybe a little park action. I hear kids enjoy that.

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Lmao... something similar happened to me when in elementary school. I busted my head bad

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We all know you will be playing dress up till bed time.
Hahahaha...... I absolutely did not try to wear one of my wifes dresses already.... fuck you guys!!!! You know me all too well.

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I get to be single dad till then. What are some things I should do?

I have a five y/o daughter mind you she has to be Included.

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Send the 5 yr old away at a friends house and get 2 lipstick lesbians. .

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Send the 5 yr old away at a friends house and get 2 lipstick lesbians. .

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Thought about it...... idk if I can follow through.. I have slight limp dick with premature ajaculation issues right now.... only the wife understands...

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Fuck all that. Get a fat dose of kratom
Pack a pinic. Bring your kid to the zoo and leave your fucking phone in the car. Have a pinics under some trees and spend some time with the kid.
Sounds great actually... kratom makes anything way more enjoyable.

Ill see about going to the local park.

Its pretty cool. One of the Rockefellers used to own the land and donated it to the state. Nice little lake and easy trails.

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Sounds great actually... kratom makes anything way more enjoyable.

Ill see about going to the local park.

Its pretty cool. One of the Rockefellers used to own the land and donated it to the state. Nice little lake and easy trails.

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I would rather hang out with my 5 year old then basically anyone.
 
Fuck all that. Get a fat dose of kratom
Pack a pinic. Bring your kid to the zoo and leave your fucking phone in the car. Have a pinics under some trees and spend some time with the kid.

Thank you.


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I would rather hang out with my 5 year old then basically anyone.
This. I caught a ton of shit today for not answering my phone. Aside from work it was my baby's birthday. I was monitoring pony rides and playing bean bag toss. 😎
 
Fuck all that. Get a fat dose of kratom
Pack a pinic. Bring your kid to the zoo and leave your fucking phone in the car. Have a pinics under some trees and spend some time with the kid.

Werd. Teach her to skateboard.


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Fuck that, teach her gun safety and some basic Krav Maga....both my daughters could take most of you roid heads down....

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Ok kronik, go buy a dozen Cinnabons and jizz on each one. Any time she pisses you off, give her a Cinnabon, kinda train her like Pavlov did.


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Ok kronik, go buy a dozen Cinnabons and jizz on each one. Any time she pisses you off, give her a Cinnabon, kinda train her like Pavlov did.


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Or i can take a freshly used anal speculum, use it force open your mouth, and then take every jizz covered cinnabon and shove it down your throat. Yea i think i like that idea better.
 
^ Wow this thread took a turn.

My go to is Chuck e Cheeses. They have pizza, beer, and a bunch of games to keep the kiddos occupied.
 
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