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Poirot

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Wifey is out of town again, this time for 2 weeks....she left Sunday at 10am....since then I've wasted around 4 hrs on Asian lesbian porn.....I need warm, wet lips to stab.....i don't dare bring them here and fucking hate getting a hotel due to a paper trail, any ideas? Surely I'm not the first one suffering from DSB.

sent FROM HELL!!!
 
Your wife is with a male hooker as we speak. Ask me how I know.
 
Backpage then Google search their number... and never take valuables inside with you. And for fucks sake dont use your real number it makes dine and dash a possible investigation
 
Wifey is out of town again, this time for 2 weeks....she left Sunday at 10am....since then I've wasted around 4 hrs on Asian lesbian porn.....I need warm, wet lips to stab.....i don't dare bring them here and fucking hate getting a hotel due to a paper trail, any ideas? Surely I'm not the first one suffering from DSB.

sent FROM HELL!!!

Your wife just told me don't worry about it. Good night.

Hahahahah I had to slip that line in. :winkfinger:
 
Please log your experiences with the whore. Tyia.
 
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dated an escort for a minute..

didn't know until AFTER we had been together 6 weeks.

so anyway..

just tell her your situation, she will definitely come up with an answer that will work for both her - and for you

bet you she gets creative - whatever it has to be- so she can do her thing and get paid for letting you poke it with your thing

report back afterwards soldier, carry on..
 
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