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Please help, my penis is orange.....

Poirot

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I pinned today, but I'm 3 days late....








I'm all alone, wifey is in Europe for a conference. ...





Last night I drank a fifth of gin....








Watched a hard core lesbian porno.........






And ate a whole bag of Cheetos.....



Any help appreciated.

sent FROM HELL!!!
 
This is easy.. Go get a real porno with some dicks in it. Then, gin+ Oreos. This time you will have a dick like Big Ronnie, black as night.
 
Grindr
 
came in expecting a kali muscle pic, than remembered it was a grapefruit
 
umm wash the orange cheetos off your hands before u pull your cock?

if ur anus is also orange then we know you like to tickle your ass while you bat an innings....
 
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