So this woman I've been chatting with online is really pressuring me to meet her. She really likes me, I make her laugh, blah blah blah. As a true gentlemen I explain to her I have HPV. She is like, I don't even know what that is. I said Google it.
Now there is no rush to meet me.
What a fucking cunt.
Now there is no rush to meet me.
What a fucking cunt.