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STDs and me

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So this woman I've been chatting with online is really pressuring me to meet her. She really likes me, I make her laugh, blah blah blah. As a true gentlemen I explain to her I have HPV. She is like, I don't even know what that is. I said Google it.

Now there is no rush to meet me.

What a fucking cunt.
 
hahahaha, your hilarious bro. :roflmao:
 
I found her on Christian mingle.

Well shit given the quantity of people you can meet on dating sites, if I didn't have warts I wouldn't want to get them from someone. I'd rather put my bobber back in the water and wait for the next fish. Maybe it isn't right, but would you keep talking to someone who had syphilis? Sure, it is curable but who wants to deal with that shit.:coffee:

Props for being honest with her though, admitting to STDs is hard - and people who withhold that are assholes and deserve to be burned on a cross.
 
Next time wait until after you raw dog her before you share what stds you both now have.
 
Was this before or after you asked the Lord about friends?
 
So this woman I've been chatting with online is really pressuring me to meet her. She really likes me, I make her laugh, blah blah blah. As a true gentlemen I explain to her I have HPV. She is like, I don't even know what that is. I said Google it.

Now there is no rush to meet me.

What a fucking cunt.

Your going to get cervical cancer.
 
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Being theirs no real test for hpv in men I'm assuming you have warts. Get apple cider vinegar look up acv treatment, gone in a week. Body usually beats the virus on its own, most people who test positive for it test negative in the next year or 2. O and if the hpv type causes warts it does not cause cervical cancer.

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Being theirs no real test for hpv in men I'm assuming you have warts. Get apple cider vinegar look up acv treatment, gone in a week. Body usually beats the virus on its own, most people who test positive for it test negative in the next year or 2. O and if the hpv type causes warts it does not cause cervical cancer.

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I think he's trolling.. But excellent response my man!!
 
I have HIV HPV HSV and a few others... but why on earth would i tell some fucking whore that? lol
 
Your personal porn folder is way different than mine! Congrats on the same sex marriage accomplishment I guess....

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This is the last time I'm going to ask this.

WHAT IS TROLLING?

I've been on these boards before there was the I internet. You young ones must not be aware of my Fame.

I am the Greatest and I do no wrong.

Amen

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Herpes isn't HPV?
 
Nope, herpes is eternal.

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Bah....she probably has HPV too. If she doesn't, she most likely will get it at some point in her life.


It's very common.
 
So this woman I've been chatting with online is really pressuring me to meet her. She really likes me, I make her laugh, blah blah blah. As a true gentlemen I explain to her I have HPV. She is like, I don't even know what that is. I said Google it.

Now there is no rush to meet me.

What a fucking cunt.

Well, the joke's on you sir... mostly all sexually active people will get hpv at a certain moment in their life and most of the cases the infection shows no signs and passes by itself. I bet that 99 % she had hpv too but didnt knew. If she googled hpv on google images and saw some hpv caused genital warts in men she ran all the way to Canada !!! You would have too if you didnt knew whats with it. So you should have kept it a secret, doesnt make you less of a gentelman in my book!

Or... I do not know if you considered this possibility that she is no longer eager to met you because you exposed the fact that you had hpv like you were 101% sure you would have fucked her like there is no tomorrow and maybe she just wanted platonic walks on the beach :D
 
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I wanna fuck someone in the ass and stroke their cock... never thought till this day that I've been missing out on the quality of life... fuck me!
 
You are all degenerates.

Forgive them father, they know not what they do.
 
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