Free mustache rides

DUB73 · May 23, 2015

So, I am in the produce isle at my regular grocery store and this attractive lady just starts talking to me. I am pretty depleted and hungry so my brain is half on at this point. We spoke for a minute and went separate ways. I got some broccoli and asparagus then walked back to my cart. she then said something again and all I heard was "I like to have mustache rides" I was a little baffled and said "rides?'' she said no they must be ripe. I think I am losing brain cells...lol...

SoCalJC · May 23, 2015

LMFAO! Selective hearing, I like it!

Did you get her number?

drealdeal · May 23, 2015

s2h · May 23, 2015

Should have asked her if she would like a pole dance..

TheSleep · May 23, 2015

"Yes...my low hanging fruit is ripe!"

"Now...how about that mustache ride!"

Seattlesbest · May 23, 2015

Guillotine · May 23, 2015

How much of a mustache did she have?!

Seattlesbest · May 23, 2015

I bet that shit was bushy as fuck.. God Damn world war 3.

DUB73 · May 23, 2015

SoCalJC said:
LMFAO! Selective hearing, I like it!

Did you get her number?

I should have but I was frazzled by my selective hearing.

s2h said:
Should have asked her if she would like a pole dance..

She looked like she new how.

TheSleep said:
"Yes...my low hanging fruit is ripe!"

"Now...how about that mustache ride!"

I am glad I only said ride? Maybe if I see her next time I will let her know what I thought she said. Should be a good conversation piece.

Guillotine said:
How much of a mustache did she have?!

I did not give her any..

Free mustache rides

DUB73

SoCalJC

drealdeal

s2h

TheSleep

Seattlesbest

SB Labs

Guillotine

Seattlesbest

SB Labs

DUB73