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TheCptn: The Truth be Told

s2h

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So many aren;t sure about theCptn..is he into cawk or is he into hole...well i can say for cetain he is one or the other...my only experience with him was a time we flew private jet to see Sheri...we had her in a tough spot...it was a DP situation and theCptn was driving the boat form the rear into muddy waters...all while i was holding on for dear life up the domestic entrance....really he had the oppurtunity for a opps got the wrong hole moment but passed..

I think theCptn is not maybe kinda sorta not is not ghey...

Discuss:(
 
lol..which strain of kratom this even Mr 2H?
 
EWW! That means your ballz touched each other's.
 
s2h said:
So many aren;t sure about theCptn..is he into cawk or is he into hole...well i can say for cetain he is one or the other...my only experience with him was a time we flew private jet to see Sheri...we had her in a tough spot...it was a DP situation and theCptn was driving the boat form the rear into muddy waters...all while i was holding on for dear life up the domestic entrance....really he had the oppurtunity for a opps got the wrong hole moment but passed..

I think theCptn is not maybe kinda sorta not is not ghey...

Discuss:(
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I'm almost willing to be that the Captn' is some old man that has been married to same nice lady for the last 35 years, or he's a horn dog like the rest of you sick puppies.
 
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TouaregV8 said:
EWW! That means your ballz touched each other's.
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Incidental ball contact while pleasing a WOMAN is not gay!
On a side note, it is also perfectly acceptable to rub your cocks on each other, as long as it happens inside a vagina... NOT GAY, very much.
 
RockHardMason said:
Incidental ball contact while pleasing a WOMAN is not gay!
On a side note, it is also perfectly acceptable to rub your cocks on each other, as long as it happens inside a vagina... NOT GAY, very much.
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No its a little Ghey. Acceptable in most instances. But don't lie to yourself. External male genital contact... even if incidental...makes you a enemy to the Republican party
 
Dieseljimmy said:
No its a little Ghey. Acceptable in most instances. But don't lie to yourself. External male genital contact... even if incidental...makes you a enemy to the Republican party
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Unless your in an airport bathroom stall. Totally different ball game.
 
Dieseljimmy said:
No its a little Ghey. Acceptable in most instances. But don't lie to yourself. External male genital contact... even if incidental...makes you a enemy to the Republican party
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Republican, democrat... I'm pretty much an enemy of every party... except swinger parties, they like me.
 
RockHardMason said:
Republican, democrat... I'm pretty much an enemy of every party... except swinger parties, they like me.
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You have come close to reaching true enlightenment. If you would have added chloroform party you would be the new Dali Lama my friend!
 
velociraptor44 said:
You have come close to reaching true enlightenment. If you would have added chloroform party you would be the new Dali Lama my friend!
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Aaaahhhhh, then I am in fact the new Dali Lama, my friend, for chloroform parties are ever so much fun! ( OK, do I need to do the JK thing here, seems kinda obvious to me, but evidently some people think I'm serious, which I'm not, except for when I am...😨
 
RockHardMason said:
Aaaahhhhh, then I am in fact the new Dali Lama, my friend, for chloroform parties are ever so much fun! ( OK, do I need to do the JK thing here, seems kinda obvious to me, but evidently some people think I'm serious, which I'm not, except for when I am...😨
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