Guillotine
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Here is a short list of mine:
-served my ex-wife with divorce papers on April 1. When she called in a panic, I told her it was an April Fool's joke. And then had her served again in April 2 for real.
-submitted a resignation letter at 5:55pm (work closed at 6). My boss broke down crying when she read it b/c I was her only competent employee, which doesn't say much. After hearing her sobbing for 10min, she comes to my desk, where I am packing up my shit (for show). Her mascara is all the way down to her neck, looks like a bad clown. She can barely get "why" out she is so emotional. I tell her to flip the paper over and read the bottom (which says 'April Fools'). She stared at it for a good 2 min and then lunged at me. Scratching, clawing, punching- I looked like I had gone 3 rounds with a tiger when she was done. Moral to the story - don't fuck with emotional Persian women.
-boss left his computer unlocked. Buddy and I emailed the senior managers in the dept from boss's desk telling them they were going to have mid year performance reviews, and set up schedule for half hour meetings. Boss gets back 2hrs later and has 4 nervous people standing in line to see him. (He was a dick who everyone hated. Got fired when my buddy ratted me out)
surely y'all have some stories!
-served my ex-wife with divorce papers on April 1. When she called in a panic, I told her it was an April Fool's joke. And then had her served again in April 2 for real.
-submitted a resignation letter at 5:55pm (work closed at 6). My boss broke down crying when she read it b/c I was her only competent employee, which doesn't say much. After hearing her sobbing for 10min, she comes to my desk, where I am packing up my shit (for show). Her mascara is all the way down to her neck, looks like a bad clown. She can barely get "why" out she is so emotional. I tell her to flip the paper over and read the bottom (which says 'April Fools'). She stared at it for a good 2 min and then lunged at me. Scratching, clawing, punching- I looked like I had gone 3 rounds with a tiger when she was done. Moral to the story - don't fuck with emotional Persian women.
-boss left his computer unlocked. Buddy and I emailed the senior managers in the dept from boss's desk telling them they were going to have mid year performance reviews, and set up schedule for half hour meetings. Boss gets back 2hrs later and has 4 nervous people standing in line to see him. (He was a dick who everyone hated. Got fired when my buddy ratted me out)
surely y'all have some stories!
