Fuck Hoes....

Spent all week with a woman, day and night; at my house every night. The night I met her I got offered to have a 3way with 2 other gorgeous women, but they lacked the passion this other woman had so I chose her that night. The next night, the crazy bitch got upset my female friend touched my chest to put emphases how much growth my chest has gotten and she got upset and stormed off. So in the time she was absent (We weren't even remotely dating; only a 1 night hookup) I started chatting up this beautiful bartender at the bar we were at and when she saw it she paid out the tab and took me home. Anyhow, we decided to date because she "cared for me more than the world," and me as a hopeless romantic bought it. 2 days later, I respectfully ask her to give me some distance because we are both adults and shouldn't have to explain everything we are doing, because the trust alone should entail we aren't doing something we shouldn't. Her response is "Fuck you, you disgust me, get out of my life." Luck of the draw, we wind up at the same bar tonight, the same night we broke up and she tries to get her friends to jump me, but as a stout mofo with plenty of friends they backed off and apologized. Bar closes, and the whore brings some man home just in spite of me, because she knew I was outside talking to my friends and knew I saw the entire thing...
Moral of the story... Any woman that gives anal on the first night is a crazy bitch.
So I am going back to man whoring; to all the good women out there, know the struggle is real even for men as well. Even the southern gentlemen who always pay the tab, open car doors, and give the women anything she could desire.

This isn't me saying fuck women, because I know that a lot of you are amazing and would never do this kind of stuff; although to the crazy bitches just expect a wrap&tap and bounce before the sun comes up from now on.

in b 4 marriage thread

In b4 the coming out thread

Stop telling them you love them after one night.

In before the incarceration thread.

In before cooking family pet on stove.

Tomorrow night should be the tranny hooker thread with 3d pics

Big Ronnie said:

Tomorrow night should be the tranny hooker thread with 3d pics

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Sibbrd

Tomorow thread "picked up a tranny hooker was upset when i found out it was just an ugly woman with a bad case of blue waffle "

any girl that will fuck you and especially do anal first night probably bangs a lot of guys and gives anal first night, which equals poor decision making and that equals low intelligence and that equals your poor choice in woman. just sayn

Inb4 positive STD test.

Simple:

Don't date women that hangout in bars.

GICH!

In before the coversion to the Krishna's

Do you have her number.. I married a Nun.. so a little excitement would be nice right now

In b4 the AIDS kicks in.

In b4 she stashed her meth under his car seat.

In before "I fell in love with a Asian she-boy and it ate my dog" thread

In before the windshield gets smashed.

Eatsleeprepeat said:

"Fuck you, you disgust me, get out of my life."

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I cant believe your sister would say that to you!!

can't find true love picking up women in bars???

whats this world come to!


quit surfing booze slags if you want to find a nice girl.

you can't be disappointed in some bar skank that behaves like.... a fucking bar skank


wake up and smell the napalm betty! its not WOMEN you're having issues with

its booze whores.

to that I say..I wonder if I have any booze in the fridge....

So many rules being broken in first post.

In b4 she shows up preggo

Progress said:

So many rules being broken in first post.

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Only issue I saw was him giving a frag about the chick.

There's been a lot of threads lately about batshit crazy ladies, I think everyone should invest 5 minutes of your day learning about the crazy/hot matrix.

First night anal!!!!!dead give away

fnlappch said:

There's been a lot of threads lately about batshit crazy ladies, I think everyone should invest 5 minutes of your day learning about the crazy/hot matrix.

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I'm thinking the crazy/hot formula works with dudes too....jus sayin

Sounds like a true lady to me, marriage material rite there......


look if it wasnt for those bad decision makin woman alot of marriages/familys broken up ....
personally I give those crazy bitches props

Mrsrobinson said:

In b4 she shows up preggo

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Since when can women get pregnant from anal?

OP... You BOTH sound very young and immature.
From now on if you want a real relationship try picking up women in other places than the bar.


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