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Kids are in bed, mrs gone out
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Got a bunch of tissues and popcorn
Coconut oil makes good lube


Where's dieseljimmy when you need him?
 
so i have and array of home videos that I have on my 8 inch HD note four screen.they are home videos and honestly the audio alone might be enough for me...my 4.5 yrs and 2.5 yrs and wife asleep. still I like it Loud so i got the Dre beats on, mid video just getting to the good parts and my 2.5 year old son walks in my line of sight. Have no idea how long he was watching me pound my shit. I have no idea what he thinks. He not talking yet so he's not going to spread any of the Tom fOolery. So i spend the whole day convincing myself I have not scarred this child. I give him a bath a hour ago... and he makes eye contact, smiles and starts sloppily cranking his little dink... I have never such hybrid thoughts of horror, humor and shame.
 
Dieseljimmy said:
so i have and array of home videos that I have on my 8 inch HD note four screen.they are home videos and honestly the audio alone might be enough for me...my 4.5 yrs and 2.5 yrs and wife asleep. still I like it Loud so i got the Dre beats on, mid video just getting to the good parts and my 2.5 year old son walks in my line of sight. Have no idea how long he was watching me pound my shit. I have no idea what he thinks. He not talking yet so he's not going to spread any of the Tom fOolery. So i spend the whole day convincing myself I have not scarred this child. I give him a bath a hour ago... and he makes eye contact, smiles and starts sloppily cranking his little dink... I have never such hybrid thoughts of horror, humor and shame.
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i read that to the woman and she said "oh god, he just created another you" :roflmao:
 
Dude...time to child proof that shit...same as your kitchen. Most ppl child proof there homes so as not to hurt them. Same shit here?

I suggest:

Lower volume.
Secure site that protects for uninterrupted jerking off.
Clearing computer "history" to avoid said wife or gf from nosing around.

Maybe someone else can suggest proper jerk off procedures?
 
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Augustine5I said:
Dude...time to child proof that shit...same as your kitchen. Most ppl child proof there homes so as not to hurt them. Same shit here?

I suggest:

Lower volume.
Secure site that protects for uninterrupted jerking off.
Clearing computer "history" to avoid said wife or gf from nosing around.

Maybe someone else can suggest proper jerk off procedures?
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he uses head phones hence the "dre beats" comment so he can't lower the volume, he has home movies, he's not watching stuff online so he doesn't have to worry about secure sites or clearing as well :winkfinger:
 
friendofzeus said:
he uses head phones hence the "dre beats" comment so he can't lower the volume, he has home movies, he's not watching stuff online so he doesn't have to worry about secure sites or clearing as well :winkfinger:
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For me, jerking off to someone I know is a waste of time.

Rather think about barely legal teens that I can't get then the older chicks I can get:)
 
friendofzeus said:
he uses head phones hence the "dre beats" comment so he can't lower the volume, he has home movies, he's not watching stuff online so he doesn't have to worry about secure sites or clearing as well :winkfinger:
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Perhaps these children need tracking collars with a perimeter alert system. Have Jarvis work something up and implement it immediately.
 
Augustine5I said:
For me, jerking off to someone I know is a waste of time.

Rather think about barely legal teens that I can't get then the older chicks I can get:)
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i won't fuck anyone that isn't hot enough to jerk off to, i guess it goes both ways for people. :winkfinger:

Big Ronnie said:
Perhaps these children need tracking collars with a perimeter alert system. Have Jarvis work something up and implement it immediately.
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i have a gps tracking collar for my bird dog, i'm sure you could rig something up with alert monitoring software based on zoned off coordinates.
 
friendofzeus said:
i won't fuck anyone that isn't hot enough to jerk off to, i guess it goes both ways for people. :winkfinger:



i have a gps tracking collar for my bird dog, i'm sure you could rig something up with alert monitoring software based on zoned off coordinates.
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I jerk to the most hideous images I can find.
 
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